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HELP! DON’T SCROLL THROUGH.

Hi, yall. This is my cat, Heimdall. He hasn’t pooped or eaten in a right schedule for two weeks. We gave all the medicin prescripted by vets, and it didn’t work.

On the 14th of february, we took him to the Pernambuco Federal University, where they’d consultate animals, and the vet doctor said he’d need an urgent fecaloma surgery, and the campus is not operating this kind of surgery at this time.

So we’ve searched all vet clinics in my city, and the cheapest one charged us $160 (R$600), with everything needed. We don’t have that kind of money, i’m unimployed, so i came here asking for help, as nobody else in my family has all that to spare.

If you can donate any $5, that’ll be much appreciated, you can help donating through my PayPal email; deanho@live.com choosing “payment for products”.

This little being is very important to me, he made me company when i was living by myself, I simply can’t lose him. :( He’s the Castiel to my Dean. 
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me vs me

reblog if the irl on the left is just as cute as the dragong on the right

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kamatabestpupper asked:

Mole

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2b-suggestion answered:

What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little machine? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the YoRHa training squadron, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the machines, and I have over 10,000,047 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top swordsman in the entire reconnaissance group. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of lesbians across the city ruins and your ID is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Bunker and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead.

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I'm terrified and aroused

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tealfruit

I’m making bread

bread boys

my sons!

THEY’RE DELICIOUS

frog bread was tagged explicit. reblog the forbidden frog bread for luck and power

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FROG GIVE ME STRENGTH

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Warhammer Models Who Are Reading Things And Are Telling You That It Says “You Are An Asshole.”

Lord Exorcist: His helmet is cold and dispassionate, his book is full to the brim of names of people who are assholes, so he has done this a thousand times. This man will call you an asshole, but he takes no pleasure in it.

Lontann: This man is so devoted to call people assholes that he brought an octopus friend to confirm everything he’s saying. “This says ‘You’re an asshole,’ right Ochtar?” “Yes sir, what it says, you’re an asshole.” This man has gotten calling you an asshole down to a science.

Spoilpox Scrivner: This lad has contorted his mouth to be extra big so he can show off his list of assholes to everyone in a 100 yard radius. The guy he’s insulting doesn’t need to even be there, he just walks everywhere shouting “HEY EVERYONE, LOOK AT THIS LIST OF ASSHOLES I GOT!”

Scribbus Wretch: Scribbus is methodical about calling people assholes. He needs to make sure he gets everyone. Even if you die during the battle, he will walk over to your corpse, call you an asshole and check your name off his list.

Canoness: This woman has abandoned all pretense of methodically checking whether you are an asshole or not before she calls you it and has elected to toss her book aside and merely tell everyone who opposes her an asshole. It doesn’t matter what the book says, she knows you’re all assholes.

Taddeus the Purifier: This man doesn’t want to call you an asshole, he’s going to show you his book says you’re an asshole. Beware, he will rush at you, smack you in the head and then shove his book in your face to show you what it says.

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I'm WHEEZING to death at this point

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Re-watching Iron Man

Okay, but Yinsen was such a gentle soul that, given an automatic weapon and an opportunity to defend Tony so that the Iron Man suit could finish booting up, he shot the rifle into the air. He shot the rifle into the air, rather than aim at men who had held him captive and tortured him for months. That’s the type of gentle soul that midwifed Iron Man out of Tony Stark’s brain.

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