i love capitalizing words that do not need to be capitalized At All so that you read them in that Important Voice

2021 predictions

Please don’t speak this into existence, I don’t think I could handle it

Barbara: Dick wake up

Dick*Groaning* 5 more minutes

Barbara:*smiling* Ok 5 more minutes

*Meanwhile*

Steph: Tim wake up

Tim: Everything's on fire isn't it

Steph: Yes it is

batman!Dick and oracle babs be Jason's parents kfxjdkcjzhfk

another internet thing kids wont experience is toolbar stacking:

This shit was barbaric even for 2001

Legally Blonde (2001), dir. Robert Luketic

this is literally the only logical progression for their dynamic

thanks for the warm up idea 

in conclusion i love this show

This is what every conversation between two adhd people looks like

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

The real villain

Toonami:

Black Lives Matter.

Fucking TOONAMI. I’m about to cry. My childhood just spoke some deep as truth.

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened

i literally have so much respect for sokka like if i were travelling the world with three insanely powerful middle schoolers i would have gone insane.

*eyes the cactus juice episode*

villains are hard to design. making them ugly is dangerous, depending on what traits you choose to frame as monstrous or undesirable, you could very well end up saying something fatphobic, racist, anti-semitic, etc

but if you make a hot villain then people will get thirsty and demand redemptions and refuse to acknowledge their evil actions, no matter how despicable

Solution: Full body armor and masks. You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!

…………..you think?

…………..don’t look up Sauron on AO3

Nothing fails to crack me up like this post - the vain hope that somewhere out there is some awful nasty thing that there is not also a person whose kink that is, the idea that covering something up won’t make people obsessed with finding out what it looks like underneath, the surface level understanding of Sauron and complete lack of knowledge of the Silmarillion and it’s fandom, the fact that Sauron was canonically hot as fuck, the amount of Sauron erotica I have seen, God this post never gets old

The Poster Of The Comment: You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!

The Very Large And Dedicated Community Of Sauronfuckers In The Tolkien Fandom, collectively:

Investigative reporting

Why y’all let me learn this 😂😂

Everything about this is perfect. From the head bob, to the baby scream, to Electric Zoo from spongebob

Modern icon

this scene is the reason i breathe