Anyone watch Phineas and Ferb? Remember that one episode when Dr. Doofenschmirtz and Vanessa are riding a scooter to the mall and some guy catcalls at Vanessa and Doof turns and is like “She’s sixteen!” and freakin’ shoots him with a gun that sends people to alien dimensions A+ Father

phineas and ferb heritage post

Your daily dose of cat memes

Pick a bottle any bottle lol

I recently read an article about a therapy group for depressed people who had all attempted suicide at some point. The breakthrough question for them was, “If your goal was to be just as miserable as possible, what would you do?” Most of them listed things like not getting enough sleep, or isolating themselves from everyone… the list goes on, but the point is, they listed things they already do. But now they saw those “coping mechanisms” for what they really were: things that were actively making their condition worse.

I read that article at 2:00 AM, asked myself, am I TRYING to be miserable tomorrow? And it was easier than usual to put my phone down and fall asleep. Even my intrusive “lying down” thoughts about meaninglessness and existential dread were easier to suppress when I framed them as things I’d think about to purposefully make myself feel as awful as possible.

Fuck that is helpful

I love how, in the absence of Perry The Platypus, Heinz Doofenshmirtz immediately goes to antagonize the most competent child with a hat on in his vicinity.

these tags. I can’t

phineas and ferb heritage post

This was childhood. I often had debates with my brother if one of Isabella’s patches was from killing a man

Signs point to yes

Buddie's enemies to lovers speedrun is funnier when you understand that next shift after ambulance when Eddie came to station he was met with 180° different Buck who was all over him rambles about things and try to choose you nickname but now without attitude. Like you have completely different colleague now and you're shoked how things change fast. Because yes you expected something better after dinner when you saved man together, but not SO different

"uhh i don't remember"

HERE WE GO MOTHERFUCKERS

British gay people are after my soul

and you like to… be that someone?

not for everyone

Submission for this week's @galladrabbles prompt: perseverance from @twinklyylights

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“Per-sev…persever…yo, Ian! What the fuck does this word mean?”

“Perseverance?”

“Yeah, what does it mean?”

“First, what are you reading that has the word ‘perseverance’?”

“StudyingfortheGED.”

“Were those actual words you just said?”

A deep breath, “Studying for the GED.”

A gentle smile and a shoulder squeeze, “Perseverance means…well, it means us, Mickey.”

A look of confusion, “What the fuck does that mean?”

“Look it up.”

“That’s what I fucking asked you for,” a grumble, “fine…let’s see here…p-e-r-s-e-v…there it is…‘continued effort to do or achieve something despite difficulties, failures, or opposition’,” a soft smile.

“Like I said, Mick, it’s us.”

mickey + pda

always thinking about mickey’s exasperated little huff, his little lean in as ian pulls away, and lingering smile even after ian looks away.

thinking about them and PDA. about how he probably gets all giddy and blushes like a teenager everytime ian does PDA because he never got to actually experience that as a kid with ian. he gets all visibly bashful just like ian used to.

he has come so far no one touch me i need tIME.