I’ll reblog it for the important message but you guys are making this really fucking difficult
List of video games turning 10 years old in 2022:
- Armored Core V - Assassin's Creed III (the final Assassin's Creed in the Desmond Miles arc) - Assassin's Creed: Liberation (the first Assassin's Creed game with a female protagonist) - Asura's Wrath - Binary Domain (a third-person shooter from the Yakuza team) - Borderlands 2 (dear god, Gearbox needs to find some new jokes to tell) - Call of Duty: Black Ops II - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive - The Darkness II (a solid third-person shooter based on the comic book of the same name by David Wohl, Marc Silvestri, and Garth Ennis) - Darksiders II (one of the last games that THQ made before they went bankrupt in 2013) - Dead or Alive 5 - Diablo III (remember when this game was taking forever to come out?) - Dillon's Rolling Western - Dishonored - Dragon Quest X (only in Japan) - Dragon's Dogma (an action RPG from Hideaki Itsuno, the guy who helped make Devil May Cry what it is today) - Dust: An Elysian Tail (one of the best indie games you've never played) - Epic Mickey 2: The Power of Two - Far Cry 3 - Fez - Final Fantasy XIII-2 - Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Future Soldier - Gravity Rush - Halo 4 - Hatoful Boyfriend (the visual novel about dating pigeons) - Hitman: Absolution - Hotline Miami - The House of the Dead 4 - Journey - Kid Icarus: Uprising - Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance - Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning (deserved SO MUCH BETTER) - The Last Story (an action RPG from Hironobu Sakaguchi, the creator of Final Fantasy) - Lego Batman 2: DC Super Heroes (the first Lego game to use actual in-game dialogue instead of pantomiming everything) - Lego The Lord of the Rings - Lollipop Chainsaw - Lone Survivor - Mark of the Ninja (another of the best indie games that you have never played) - Mass Effect 3 (and its controversial ending) - Max Payne 3 - Medal of Honor: Warfighter (one of the last MoH games before it took an extended hiatus) - NeverDead (not a good game, but such a fun and unique concept) - New Super Mario Bros. 2 (COINS ARE BACK, BITCHES) - Ninja Gaiden 3 (plus its extended version, Razor's Edge) - One Piece: Pirate Warriors (what if Dynasty Warriors, but Luffy?) - Paper Mario: Sticker Star (the one that not a lot of people liked) - Persona 4 Arena - Persona 4 Golden - PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale - The PlayStation Vita - Pokémon Black 2 and Pokémon White 2 - Pokémon Conquest (what if Pokémon was a Final Fantasy Tactics game? And crossed over with Nobunaga's Ambition?) - Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask - Prototype 2 - Resident Evil: Revelations - Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City - Resident Evil 6 (yeah, 2012 wasn't a good year for RE fans) - Retro City Rampage (once again, a great indie game that nobody has played) - Rhythm Heaven Fever - Ridge Racer Unbounded (RIIIIIIIDGE RACERRRRRRR) - Silent Hill: Downpour (the last Silent Hill game before you-know-what happened) - Skullgirls (THE LAUNCH PARTY THAT NEVER ENDS) - Sleeping Dogs (one of the best games I have ever played. Not even joking) - Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed (what if Mario Kart was better?) - SoulCalibur V - Spec Ops: The Line - Street Fighter x Tekken - Syndicate (an FPS reboot of an RTS series from the 90s) - Tekken Tag Tournament 2 - The Testament of Sherlock Holmes - Thomas Was Alone (indie games are so good, you guys, JUST PLAY THEM) - Tokyo Jungle - Transformers: Fall of Cybertron - Twisted Metal (the reboot) - Telltale's The Walking Dead (still not over that ending) - The Wii U - XCOM: Enemy Unknown - Xenoblade Chronicles - Yakuza: Dead Souls - Ys Origin - Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward - ZombiU
HELLO?????
snufkin that same day:
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Style Savvy: Trendsetters (2012)
normalize being in your 20's without a drivers license. normalize being in your 60's without a drivers license. normalize never ever getting your license. death to automobiles peace and love on planet earth
ptsilenthill
I got aborted yesterday but I still had to go to work
qv
welcome to bidens america
Biden is the President, but it was the Supreme Court that revoked that right.
qv
thanks for educating me. can you teach me how to piss next? you're so knowledgeable
ptsilenthill
does anyone care about me
gotitforcheap-deactivated201611
pop that pussy white boy
lay down the boogie and pop that funky pussy till you die
KOICHI HUSTLE THOSE BUNS IT’S 10:56 AM AND MCDONALDS TURNS TO THE LUNCH MENU AT 11:00
moonlandingwasfaked
you dumbass breakfast is all day now
[JOTARO KUJO VOICE] THE YEAR WAS 1999. WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO FIND THE SERIAL KILLER WHO HAD BEEN STALKING THE TOWN FOR DECADES, BUT I FOUND MYSELF EXTREMELY HUNGRY AROUND 10:56AM. UNFORTUNATELY, MCDONALDS DID NOT HAVE AN ALL DAY BREAKFAST IN THE YEAR 1999. “YARE YARE,” I SAID TO MYSELF, “IF ONLY WE LIVED IN THE FUTURE, WHERE BREAKFAST WAS ALL DAY.” “Nonsense” ROHAN KISHIBE REPLIED. “That will never happen.” “I CAN DREAM, MANGA MAN….” I ORA’D SOFTLY TO MYSELF, “I CAN DREAM….HOWEVER, AS OF RIGHT NOW, I AM VERY HUNGRY FOR AN EGG MCMUFFIN. COME ON! THERE’S STILL TIME!” I RAN. “Wait I can’t run in these fucking heels and they’re Gucci so wait the fuck up,” ROHAN COMPLAINED, FOLLOWING BEHIND ME. UNFORTUNATELY IN THE RUCKUS WE ALMOST KNOCKED OVER KOICHI. “KOICHI!” I YARE’D, “HUSTLE THOSE BUNS IT’S 10:56AM AND MCDONALDS TURNS TO THE LUNCH MENU AT 11:00″