This question.
Which led to someone clipping this shockingly well-fitting Megan Thee Stallion performance of "Body" with "Water Under the Bridge" over it.
Which led to....

This question.
Which led to someone clipping this shockingly well-fitting Megan Thee Stallion performance of "Body" with "Water Under the Bridge" over it.
Which led to....
ughhhhhhhh im trying to take over the world but my incessant need to make anagrams of my top secret plans keeps giving me away
other anagrams of delta-omicron:
MORON CITADEL
CILANTRO MODE
CONDOM RETAIL
MOONLIT CEDAR
LORD MEAT COIN
RENT ACID LOOM
ACNE MOLD RIOT
guess the op of that tweet lives in the moron citadel
HE FUCKING GRINDED THE ENTIRETY OF YHE GRANVILLE BRIDGE OFFRAMP
THATS A LONG ASS RAMP
this dude unlocked the infinite grind cheat in real life
Im so glad for the music choice
Customer: *Squilliam voice* On your lunch break, Squiddy? Employee: *Squidward voice* Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! Customer: Still playing the cash register, are we? *Squilliam laugh*
Not the celebrity news we ever expected to read, but the celebrity news we deserve to read.
While speaking to Slate for an oral history of the cabbage merchant, Sie playfully said, "Of course, now I’m more at the age of what the cabbage merchant was then. I will cultivate that little beard if they need me to. And because my face is quite expressive, I’m perfect for a live-action version of an animated show. I’m ready."
Please let this guy play the cabbage man
it’s what he deserves
#CabbageManForLiveCabbageMan
if you don’t support pebbles the lesbian budgie and her giant wife dni
GIANT WIFE AND TINY WIFE
I support blb (birbs loving birbs) couples
nothing will ever go as hard as this Bionicle commercial
i used ro close my eyes and hold my hands over my ears as a kid when this aired because it made me cry instantly
special delivery
BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD
😹😹😹😹😹
I’m sorry. It’s been a day and this image still hasn’t left my head so have some fanart
it got better
@5kz8isfate a littlr something for you
I'M LAUGHING THE DRAWING MADE IT ALL BETTER
That jump is the funniest shit
it took me a LONG time to work out that this is “life on a boat” and not like, “physics just said fuck you today”
So THAt’s what sailors mean by sea legs
something about reference frames
there’s a reason traditional sailing vessels had hammocks instead of bunk beds.
“We asked them to bring the most impressive stolen item.”
I have absolutely no idea what this is from or any context whatsoever, but I cannot stop laughing
This is from Taskmaster, a British gameshow of absolute, wonderful nonsense. Big recommend.
I need everyone to understand the above gif is unedited. That actually played on TV.
people keep asking about this one as well
Now THIS is real art
I’M SORRY I’M JUST SWEATING FROM MY EYES
i didn’t think i’d be bawling my fucking eyes out but here we are. love ya steve 🥺💔
- Happy 25th Anniversary of Blues Clues 💙
I have this on mute, but I can still hear this in his voice even after 20 years
“You look great, whatever it is you’re doing, it’s working!”
Thanks, I’m on my second day of T
its no longer labor day you cant reblog the todaybor day post anymore