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Ari |they/them| Gender? Probably not |19| INTP-T |
~{ 👻 }~ Your friendly neighbourhood bored queer ghost ~{ 👻 }~

ARI'S MASSIVE MASTERLIST

Drarry

Age order, oldest first

The Sweatshirt Fiasco
Memorial (on ao3 as "You've Got This")
Painting a Poem (only on ao3)
Fire (aka the reason I never write angst)
Mirrors (only on ao3)
One Click Away (only on ao3)
Surprise Cupid (only on ao3)
Can We?
What Did You Say?
Birthday (a present to myself, only on ao3)
You're a Mess, Potter (only on ao3)

Drapple

Apple Skins & Nightmares (hilarious crack fic, collab, only on ao3)

Dnf

The Boy in the Lighthouse (only on ao3, multi chapter and in progress)

Uquiz

Age order, oldest first

Sorting Hat Quiz
Which Book Are You
Which Book, School Edition
Which Of My Family Members Are You
How Me Are You? [2: electric boogaloo] [2022 edition]
Song quiz [1] [2]
Survey quiz [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]
Playlist quiz
Drarry fic rec - quiz style
Which Youtuber Should You Watch
What quiz should you make?
Dnf fic rec - quiz style (+ spreadsheet with all possible results) [part 2]

Discord Servers

TMA- The Entities
Uquiz
GHOSTS- For those who want to make friends :]
"House" - explanation, inspiration

Sideblogs

Overflow/backup/ari 2.0 - @philwithoutachil
The Magnus Archives - @thats-a-good-cow
Posts I want to look back at later, mostly resources that'll be useful in the future - @ari-savesforlater
Tiktoks I enjoy - @tiktoks-tailored-to-me
Shitposts, personal posts, and a lot of me talking to no one in particular. Basically, the blog where I only have original posts with no reblogs allowed. If you've ever wanted to see pure, non-influenced Ari Thoughts, this is the place to go - @damnokaysuremhm

Added notes

• If you'd like to see posts where I've added something in the tags or reblogs or any of my original posts, search for the tag "#ari talks"
• When I see posts that I think could be triggering/contain upsetting content, I'll add the appropriate tags to that post as "#cw [content]". For example, if a post contains paintings and I decide paintings is a content worth warning against, I'll add the tag "#cw paintings".
• I will almost definitely miss the tags on content that is a common trigger and should have a warning! When this inevitably happens, please send me an ask or message me asking to add the tags to the post. If I've already added cw tags to a post, but you think I missed some, don't hesitate to message me! Especially if the post has "#ask to tag" added.
• However, please keep in mind that this is my blog, so while I welcome tag requests, it is ultimately my decision whether or not to add tags to a post. If something I post often is upsetting to you, the easiest way to avoid it is by unfollowing me or adding the op to your url filters.
• I use the tag "#ari answers" for asks. If you sent an anon and I answered it while you were away from tumblr, you can also search for "#anon"
• I occasionally add spoiler tags, but I often don't. For example, I typically won't tag dream smp spoilers but I will do my best to tag passerine (the fanfic) spoilers. Any spoilers will be tagged as "#[thing] spoilers", meaning "#passerine spoilers"
my askbox is always open and anon is always on! You are more than welcome (encouraged even!) to send me asks about whatever, whenever!

This masterlist will be updated as new things are posted!

"Way too reliable narrator" where the narrator provides documentation and proof for how they know every detail in the narrative and an estimate of how confident they are in it.

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Suspiciously Specific Narrator

"But helping poor people should be voluntary."

And even when it is, people still have a problem with it.

I went back and did some digging, because it occured to me that I didn't know the date reference of this story and, sadly, there are way too many stories about school lunch debt that they're easy to mix up.

This particular story was from July 2019 (I reblogged it Sept 2022).

There was a relevant update within a week of the scandal: public outrage was swift, the embarrassed school board redacted the outrageous allusions to indebted students ending up in foster care, and it accepted the CEO's $20k donation.

It doesnt change the fact that the very concept of "school lunch debt" is disturbing and inhumane (and there are still stories about children...with lunch debt...). And clearly, the district changed it's tone because it didn't like the bad PR. But figured it was helpful to have more info and context.

Here are some of the relevant sources; each offer bits of info unique to each specific source:

Tfw you see another trans girl out living her life and you wanna run up and hug her and tell her she’s amazing and beautiful but you know not everyone is gonna appreciate that kinda attention in public so you just smile and hope she knows

This is your reminder that a lot of public libraries actually have little summer reading programs for kids AND adults!

We even have PRIZES for when you finish filling up your sheet with stickers! 

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Support your local library. There may even be a sticker for you at the end 🌟

Green Collar Boy voices his opinion about getting his nails trimmed.

17 Days

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I swear to God he says “fuck you” in response to being called a good boy.

Good Lord! He does say “fuck you” where did my sweet innocent pup learn this phrase?!

that’s Snoopy

Y'all have,,, NO idea how much I want a pizza rn. It is taking all of my willpower to save my money and not order one this instant to celebrate getting stuff done today

late-stage capitalism is i want pizza but congress won’t buy me one

wait I haven’t tried

I’m gonna call my congressman and see

Hmm… Ted Cruz isn’t answering. Still a coward, I see,

I’m gonna ask my governor now and tell him Cruz said it was out of his jurisdiction so he’ll feel all important. dude sued the city and is richer than god he can afford a pizza

HDGJDFHGJ SOMEONE PICKED UP,,, this is how it went:

Me: Hello, I would like to request an audience with Governor Abbott

Secretary: I’m sorry. I can relay a message and have him get back to you in a call or email.

Me: Okay, thanks! Due to some recent changes and current economic disparity in Texas, I’ve calculated that Gov. Abbott makes enough a year to buy over 10,000 pizzas, for example. As a display of his claims to make efforts towards rebuilding the middle class, all I ask is that he buy me one single pizza. 

Secretary: *incredulous laugh/scoff noise*

Me: That’s less than 0.0001% of his salary, not even taking his enormous wealth into consideration, and will affect my voting decision next election cycle. My paypal is https://www.paypal.me/quinintheclouds 

Secretary: …I’ll let him know.

Secretary: *Hangs up*

None of them bought me a pizza. Guess you could say they crust my dreams :((

pLOT TWIST THE SECRETARY SENT ME $15 FOR MAKING HER LAUGH AND CAUSE SHE HATES WORKING THERE,,, THE SUBJECT LINE SAID POLITICAL PIZZA

I scrolled away but had to come back and reblog.

This is amazing

As a person who freaks out about talking to my own family members, I am in awe of the fact that you actually did this

me too, but consider: I was really hungry

“Hmm… Ted Cruz isn’t answering. Still a coward, I see,” is the most powerful thing I’ve ever read.

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i love the way that breaking bad and especially better call saul go against the notion that your life is basically set forever and over once you're middle aged. like no, don't worry, there's still a myriad of different and innovative ways you can ruin your life past your 40s <3

My dad was dealing with some mixed feelings so I told him "In therapy when something is too complicated to do a simple 'pro and contra list' we sometimes do an excercise where you imagine all these mixed feelings around a table in some kind of conference, letting each tell their bit and you leading the debate."

and my dad didn't really respond and just stared ahead so I kept preparing lunch. Until a few minutes later when he suddenly piped up: "I am having a bad time at the conference"

every day i get top surgery and every night they grow back again

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