for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Happy Love Day or whatever

Encanto doors by Jay Jackson (@/jay_v_jackson on Instagram)

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone.

Star-crossed

If you would like it as a print you can purchase it at my store <3 

i know its been years since the wars between hipster and fandom blogs but if these people try to come back we need to be ready we need to support our fandom brothers in arms because im pretty sure these people are going to try to sell us products

we must bring him back but as a weapon

thrilling sequel

those have the same energy as this

Same energy as this

may i add

world heritage post

preperations for the long journey ahead, friend

I have always been partial to stories which feature the removal of many layers of clothing as an important plot element. One of my favorite Scandinavian folktales is about a queen who, through some magical conception mishap, gives birth to twins. The younger twin is beautiful and normal in every way, but the older twin is just. Y’know. A big horrible snake with arms.

When the younger twin grows up and wants to get married, the lindworm returns and insists that he, as the elder prince, must be married first. When a massive horrible snake with arms lays down the law like that there isn’t really any room for disagreement, but it turns out to be awfully hard to find a bride willing to marry him. The king and queen search far and wide for a woman who will take a husband who is 50 feet long, doesn’t have legs, and may or may not eat his would-be wives when they are appalled by him, but eventually they find a local shepherd’s daughter who is either coerced, a monsterfucker, or just very open-minded and agrees to marry the lindworm.

Depending on the version, the bride either seeks out the advice of a witch or comes up with the idea all by herself, and goes to the bedchamber on her wedding night dressed in many layers of dresses. Her big horrible snake with arms husband is waiting for her and bids her to disrobe, but she asks him to shed a skin as well. Her sexy Russian nesting doll cosplay has so many layers that by the time she is naked, he has shed all of his skins and is 1.) either a sexy naked human dude underneath or 2.) is this meaty blob of helpless worm meat that must be whipped and bathed in chemicals before he transforms into a sexy naked human dude. Either way, they presumably live happily ever after and the younger prince can finally get married.

I’d like to know how the elder prince adjusted to having a human body. He was born a lindworm and lived his entire life slithering around—he’s never worn pants! He’s never had to sit on a toilet! What’s he gonna do now that he’s a sexy 20-something heir to the throne? Is it a shock for him when he looks down and he’s just got one sexual organ? His butt is in the back now, he’s got to shave, he’s got to eat with a fork and a knife and chew his food instead of unhinging his jaw and swallowing it whole.... is it weird for him? Is his honeymoon spent learning to walk on two legs? Is his instinct to crawl out of bed and drag himself across the floor by his arms? Does he roll onto his back and play dead when he gets scared? Does he wrap his torso around his lunch and attempt to constrict it? Is his wife... into this?

There’s no way to predict where this post is going from just the beginning

Office cubicle goals! x

Serious big dick energy

kinda cringe that he plans on staying there long enough that it's worth decorating his cubicle like that

this just in: it’s cringe to have bills to pay and be in need of a stable job. more at 5.

Damn, cant believe its cringe to give yourself a happy place at work

victory

Ok but we’re also ignoring the fact that this man’s coworkers were so supportive of this man making a Comfy Workplace that they posted about it and helped him hang the chandelier. I move a stapler two inches and get a passive aggressive email.

This is literally workplace goals.

Everything is cake!

“What a weird way to cut a gross squishy watermelon. Oh, it’s cake, cooo-aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

Ok but chocolate guy and cake lady need to never meet their powers would destroy the very fabric of reality

Unpleasant_(interface)_design

THERE’S A SEQUEL TO THE HORRIBLE VOLUME SLIDER POST

dont forget warhammer where the dwarfs beheaded an elf king for mocking our beards

>our

Reminds me of this post:

“Springtime” (Pierre-Auguste Cot, 1873) 

…but make it hualian

#the poison#the poison for kuzco#the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco#kuzco’s poison#that poison

kot - a regular cat

koshka - a regular female cat

kote (internet slang) - a cute chubby little guy, every single cute cat on the internet

kisa -  a pretty, flirtatious, graceful, cranky and haughty lady

kisunya - an extra pretty, flirtatious, graceful, cranky and haughty lady

kis’ - just a dork, controlled by aliens

kotik - a bit more disney version of a regulat cat

koten’ka - cuddly little fella, will purr and knead you to death 

kotofei - usually a big, old, extra fluffy cat, who knows a lot of bed time stories

kotyandra - fast, thin and slinky, we not sure if it’s even a cat 

koshak - a tough street guy, dogs fear him

kotyara - extra round, exrta big, kind ass fella. 

So importante

Here’s what you should know about Russia.

We love cats.

I have two.

These "official" Shigaraki cosplay brings me so much joy

fine, because I guess I have to be the one to say it

the adults in Encanto do look their age! I've seen so many posts and comments about how young they look, going as far to say they look to be in their thirties.

Except... they have children in their twenties, and they certainly look older than them. You can tell they're the parents, and Isabela and Dolores are the kids, while still looking like adults themselves.

I'm sure a lot of it has to do with them being attractive, but fifty can be attractive! Fifty isn't as old as you might think! But just because they're hot, doesn't mean they had to have stopped aging at thirty.

All five of the adults have gray hair. Pepa's is the hardest to see because of her light hair, but it's there. None of them are entirely gray yet, but have perfectly natural graying patterns for middle age. Julieta and Bruno have more of a salt-and-peppered look, while Felix has stripe down the middle, and Agustin around the temples, and throughout.

They have wrinkles!! They're not as prominent as Alma's (a woman in her 70s), but look closely and you can see them. Julieta and Felix have crows feet by their eyes, Agustin has wrinkles on his forehead when he smiles, while Pepa and Bruno have smile lines. The attention to detail in this movie is actually wild.

All of these things are good and natural, and I'm tired of people saying they look too young, when they don't!

They look their ages, and that's okay! Fifty doesn't mean you have a foot in the grave, it just means you're middle aged, and that's nothing to be ashamed of.

I think media has a way of showing that fifty is "old" (for example, The Golden Girls were in their 50s, believe it or not), but these characters are still so full of life, and yes - they are attractive, but being attractive and being middle aged are not mutually exclusive.

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

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