Avatar

malewife moment

@yung-gunshot

henlo dan/danny/damniel 25 he/him i go crazy on fuyuko mayuzumi

An Englishman is hiking in Scotland and he pauses to drink from a stream. A passing shepherd calls out “Dinnae drink frae that, it’s all fulla coo piss an shite!”

The Englishman says to him in a cut-glass accent “I’m terribly sorry, my good fellow, would you very much mind repeating that in the Queen’s English?”

And the shepherd says “I’m terribly sorry sir, I was only asking if you would like to borrow this tin cup and get a proper drink?”

Ai Weiwei. The Wave 2005 (15,6 x 43 x 37,5 cm) Glazed ceramic.

Avatar

ID: green-blue ceramic sculpture showing ripples, bubbles, and ocean waves. End ID.

fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin