cat + cat + cat = 30 | :3 (cat)

cat = 10

cat (10) + kitty + kitty = 20

kitty + kitty = 20 - 10 (cat)

kitty + kitty = 10 | : 2 (kitty)

kitty = 5

kitty + 2 paw + 2 paw = 9

2 paw + 2 paw = 9 - 5 (kitty)

2 paw + 2 paw = 4 | : 4 (paw)

paw = 1

kitty + paw + cat = ?

5 (kitty) + 1 (paw) + 10 (cat) = 16

the answer is 16

you lost me about halfway through

psst

the answer’s 15

it says kitty + paw x cat, not kitty + paw + cat

so:

kitty + (1) paw x cat

5 + 1 x 10

5 + (1 x 10) because PEDMAS

5 + 10

15 <3

MF PEMDAS R YOU KIDDING ME RN

its 25 you absolute idiots

cat (10) + cat (10) + cat (10) = 30

cat (10) + kitty (5) + kitty (5) = 20

kitty (5) + 2 paws (2) + 2 paws (2) = 9

kitty (5) + 1 paw (1) x cat (10) = ?

5 + 1 x 10

5 + 10

15.

@crystallaer dumbass

in my defence i did not see the singular paw

1. wtf is pedmas

2. @crystallaer u fool

its bidmas but to the left

it’s BEDMAS, actually, what the fuck are pedmas and bidmas

LMAO BEDMAS

I HAVE BEMDAS

IM SO FUCKING CONFUSED WHAT IS HAPPENING

NOONE KNOWS BASIC ALGEBRA AND WE’RE DISCUSSING MATHS TECHNIQUES WE’RE GIVEN IN SCHOOL

I WAS TAUGHT PEMDAS WHAT DOES THE ‘I’ STAND FOR IN BIDMAS??? I’M GUESSING THE B STANDS FOR BRACKETS BUT I’M VERY CONFUSED ABOUT THE I

WAIT I HAVE BIMDAS

IT MEANS INDECES

WAIT IM SO CONFUSED

WE HAD PEMDAS

PARENTHESES EXPONENT MULTIPLICATION DIVISION ADDITION SUBTRACTION

WHAT THE HELL IS A BIDMAS BEDMAS BIMDAS BIBBITY BOPPITY BOO

Oh the B is just Brackets, another word for Parenthesis

so wait

first responders right but they added instead of multiplying in the last step

going through it again

1. cat + cat + cat = 30

=> 3(cat) = 30

=> cat = 30/3

=> cat = 10

2. cat + kitty + kitty = 20

=> 10 + 2(kitty) = 20 (substituting the value of cat)

=> 2(kitty) = 20 - 10

=> 2(kitty) = 10

=> kitty = 10/2

=> kitty = 5

3. kitty + paw + paw = 9

=> 5 + 2(paw) = 9 (substituting the value of kitty)

=> 2(paw) = 9 - 5

=> 2(paw) = 4

=> paw = 4/2

=> paw = 2

4. kitty + paw x cat = ?

since multiplication happens before addition in both of the abbreviations youre arguing over

=> kitty + (paw x cat)

= 5 + (2 x 10)

= 5 + 20

= 25

BAM. youre welcome.

yeah but if two paws are 2 then one paw is 1 right

so its 5 + 1 x 10

yeah it’s 15 ain’t it?

I HAVE BODMAS

SAME–

SO DO I

Okay are you guys really getting this wrong or am I stupid as fuck

Cat+cat+cat=30

Because they are all the same cat it's 10

So cat=10

Cat+kitty+kitty=20

Cat(10)+ two identical cats, which means they are the same number again. When we have 10 already only 10 are left and 10÷2=5

So kitty=5

Kitty+paw+paw=9

Kitty is 5 already, so 4 is left. 4÷2=2

So paw=2

Kitty+paw×cat

Kitty=5

Paw=2

Cat=10

So:

5+2×10

=25

First multiplication,then addition

So in Thai “Tickling” is pronounced “chaka chi” which obviously sounded really funny and cute.

I read a comment with someone saying how “tickling” is a funny word in every language.

So what languages do you guys speak and what do you call tickling in that language?

I’ll start:

My first language is Urdu/ Punjabi.

We call it “Gudgudi” and in case you can’t tell it has a funny and childish pronunciation too 😂

Edit: I might found the best one! It sounds so cuteee! Go listen to it if you have time too.

That was me! I was the one who said I thought tickling might be a cute word in multiple languages. Anyone have more to add? 

In Danish it’s kildende. 

My friend says in Russian it’s shchekotka. 

I don’t know about you but I find both of these v cute. 

In German it's kitzeln

It sounds pretty funny and cute too

I made a Disaster Bi pride flag.

Finally, the representation I need.

Mind making a disaster trans flag for us weird peeps?

Bees. Stable. Money.

Does this mean anything? Because those last two words sound quite nice I’m ngl….

Phlebotomy. Error. Organ music.

Lovely

Moon. Detergent. Con artist.

My aesthetic😍😍😍‼️

Fun

Anal

Batman

What should this be telling me now-

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what how did you do that

Apparently you can now do this for some reason writing tumblr [between these brackets]

And you get [tumblr]

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Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

Sure why not

Agreed

Y'know, why not?

Oh God I hope this is not a hoax. EDIT: Fucking weird!! An hour after I did this I got a response back on some work I’d quoted on but never thought would happen. And the guy apologised for not replying sooner!! Fuck the bagel worked :-)

Come on fire bagel, do your thing!

FIRE BAGEL DO SOMETHING FOR ME 

Pls c'mon-

loyalty

respect

Intelligence

empathy

Humor

Hands

Change a single letter and change the word game

I decided this would be fun. So reblog with a new word and see how long we can make it.

The starting word is…

Lady

Lads

Dads

Days

Gays

Rays

Raps

Yaps

saps

maps

mass

moss

Boss

toss

loss

lost

list

fist

fast

vast

mast

mist

Most

Host

Hose

Hope

Nope

Nose

Pose

Post

Port

Sort

Sore

Core

Cone

cove

cave

Rave

Rate

Rats

Bats

Bets

Bees

been

Meen!

mean

lean

jean

bean

beam 

Team

Teal

Tell

Sell

Seal

Seat

Meat

Beat

Best

Test

Zest

Nest

Neat

Beat

Bent

rent

Sent

Send

Mend!

Fend

Find

mind

mint

Mont

Reblog if you want a bunch of “have you evers” and “would you rathers” in your ask box right now.

Why the hell not! Let’s see if i get anything interesting😺

Go for it!

I'm actually only here for the queer memes but let's go-