Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

Ahahaha

Every corner of Venice is so artistic.

Little exercising game

Take a shower, do 1 minute plank + 20 high knees

Go to the toilet, do 30 jumping jacks

Brush your teeth, do 25 squats

Brush your hair, do 15 lunges for each leg

Before sleeping, do 50 crunches

After sleeping, do 50 bicycles

Let’s snuggle up in a hammock together, with blankets and pillows, surrounded by trees and earth, decorated with fairy lights