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Welcome to my Twisted Mind

@ysbdovo

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The strawberry blonde gang squash stomped the sweat pea willickers last night on their home turf down by the quarry, and I hear old possum cob and his gump gump boys are driving up to blue mountain later tonight to execute them hog style

Not a furry but the butt plugs are genius

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at a bar in lower manhattan and they’re playing catholic choral music. on the wall there’s a giant mural of gregorian monks on a raft

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the only other people in here are talking quietly about japanese verb conjugation. there are many statues of gargoyles and gnomes

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reading reviews while quietly sipping my drink. i feel like i’m in an alternate dimension. it’s called Burp Castle btw

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probably goes without saying this is now my favorite bar in the world

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new yorkers are so fucking spoiled it is unbelievable

Wtf did I just watch

Snoop dogg just invented coinstar for cheese

Source: twitter.com
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You get an email from “Bear”. Just Bear. The subject line is “Just Imagine”. You open it and it is a picture of a salmon and nothing else

At peakmind.shop you can take a quiz that'll make you whatever sex you're wired like for all my trans followers

So cool how Nintendo is selling licenses so you can mod all their stuff especially in Japan where it would normally be illegal

My haters promote rape instead of learning to love and forgetting how to hate

Crazy Train is bad ass