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Bandu Thoribas

@ysalle-astralore

For Elune! 21, Female, Night Elf Lover, Lover of Food!
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Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

dear aquarius sun with libra moon,

stop trying to save the world for just a few minutes a day and appreciate yourself. also talk to your friends, chances are they miss you. you don’t realise it but because of your plight for social equality/ending world hunger, you’ve made yourself even more amazing and thus more untouchable. stop the unintentional isolation, talk to new (and old) people!

Submitted by a follower  |  What’s a Sun x Moon?

@mythicalmythology I'm called out..

Take my people. With them, I will raise an army, conquer your enemies, build an empire… as queen. Or… let me die and you will remain here. A prisoner. A god of nothing.

This happens every time I go to my barbers. He’s an old kitty now, and he can’t miaow anymore, it comes out as “Aaaggh!” I always let a load of customers go ahead of me so I don’t disturb him. Time spent with cats is never wasted.