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Clay is like if dirt could be flesh.

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

my son

As much as I want to support ethical farming practices I will be buying the cheapest bag of frozen chicken thighs as much as the next frugal/poor person which is why animal welfare needs to be legislated, not left up to the invisible hand of the free market or some bullshit. Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats.

overslept

man was really like

Who's up watching their boulder roll down again

they should invent a strain of weed called video essay

spotify: we noticed you're in your car. to minimize distractions we changed all the ui you have muscle memory for to something else. okay love you bye

i'm typing this while double fisting a beer and my phone, speeding down i-95. not even glancing at the road

your friends love you, your brain is just mean

the world is so beautiful you can eat rice here

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

who up pushing their boulder

if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

An actual World Heritage Post

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

Many of you may be asking- what is rap? Well, to put it simply, rap is the part of the Gorillaz song that sounds- a little different.

kill the cop inside your head. kill the cop inside your head. stop trying to police everyone around you. kill the cop inside your head. punitive measures / punishments are not the solution to society. kill the cop inside your head.

call me a salmon the way i want to be in a bears mouth

i want to be killed by a bear

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