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when you want to write something really deep but it ends up sounding like

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just

No trust in this friendship

the end is near. [x]

i did a push up why am i still fat

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

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WHAT

WHAT NO STOP TOO MUCH TALENT

David Tennant with his wife

David Tennant without his wife

She’s back!

I’ve been laughing at this for three years

me tryin’ to get my life together

Nothing as ever been more accurate

i dont know what kind of animal that is so im gonna call it a puggle wuggle

Looks like a malamute pup to me. They’re ridiculously floofy.

Puggle wuggle

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I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: