are you, like, the father of me and shit?

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hey everyone,

if it wasn’t clear this blog is kinda dead lol sorry ab that. i haven’t kept up much with always sunny or rcg over the past year or two, but i read up on most of it today and like…. jesus. iasip meant a lot to me and helped me through some of the worst times of my life, which is why seeing all the unapologetic racism and shittiness from rcg+ is pretty painful. i and everyone else on here used to peddle the narrative of “it’s satire and actually woke” and “they’ve changed a lot since the early days…” but cmon. rob is upset with people taking the blackface episodes off hulu and that’s going to be the subject of the first ep of s15. apparently they all just posted centrist copaganda last summer even in the worst of it. i never watched s14 but apparently one ep had the return of m*lanie m*rtinez??? i’m glad i stopped watching after s13.

this show meant so so so much to me and will always hold a place in my heart but now that place is so tinged with guilt and anger and sadness and disappointment that i felt i should post something on here officially saying like “hey sorry i’m gone now also the sunny community can’t keep turning a blind eye to this shit bc wow” especially bc i see so many of my old friends and mutuals on here did that a year or two ago — i would’ve earlier had i known more or kept up at all.

this community and the friends i made in it as well as the show itself were genuine like tethers to life in 2019 which makes it even more depressing to see it come to this but in hindsight, it’s not super surprising either. just… be aware of the media you consume. listen to the poc around you. yknow. that stuff. alright sorry ab this long post but i felt like i should let u guys know that this blog is pretty much done for good now and also state my 2 cents bc i have a decent following here still somehow lmao.

u can follow me on my main @excogitating if you want, but my activity there fluctuates some too. anyways thank y’all for everything and i hope you’re all doing well <3 and i really hope you’re all able to make your peace with whatever it was that drove you to hyperfixate on this show in the first place, i know i’m trying to. bye :)

dennis being like “his hot young gf left him because he is so messed up from daddy issues of abuse/abandonment/neglect and how he demands his ass ate every single day” thanks for finally clearing up what happened in north dakota ❤️

sunny plot

dee, walking into the bar a person who we have never met and will never see again is coming to do Important Thing to the bar and we need to pretend we care for aproximately 21 minutes (30 with commercials)

mac and dennis playing pool bickering and flirting as if their entire lives are a one act play about love as written by an overcaffeinated grad student at 4:24am do our jobs? what? no. we r going to play our fifth game 2day. dennis has to bend over and stick his ass out or he WILL die

frank, inexplicably naked weird food joke

charlie on a bar stool wearing holey jeans, a gray hoodie and four years worth of undereye bags sometimes i feel like i and the rat have become one. i know not where my life ends and it begins. why are we put on this earth? just to suffer? every day i see words and cannot read them. i shall write a song.

cricket, carrying his own vivisected guts i am still homeless and here to make a joke about it

dee full on midsommar level female grief wailing

frank charlie my son who is not my son of my children who are all not my children. let us go bang some whores under the bridge

mac and dennis somehow having sex while not having sex on the pool table

cricket i had sex with another dog today :)

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all of us on tumblr who have complicated relationships with our fathers this is the best comedy writing and relationships we have ever seen. please give this show several emmys. i am writing my dissertation on its brilliance and nuance. this is the next mona lisa.

ykw…i don’t think mac’s hopeless love for dennis in the face of his great disinterest and vitriol is pathetic. i don’t mean that it’s brave, just that i think he must know that dennis loves him back and this thing that’s always been between them is real, and he’s too stubborn to give up. when dennis finally gives in, mac’s just gonna be like, I’ve known all along and I’ve been waiting for you

frankly he’s so much more confident about everything now, after hohc he’s so much more himself and sure of it all and done lying about everything. it makes sense he’d be confident of this too