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Last Updated: May 6, 2023
Chopped | Masterlist |
Pairing: Carmen ‘Carmy’ Berzatto x Reader
Rating: M (though it may have explicit chapters in the future)
Notes: It's been 100 years and I apologize
Summary: There hasn't been much PDA between the two of you—at least, not when there are so many other people around. Back alleys by the shop, sure. Outside his place at closing, in the middle of a dark street, yeah. But in broad daylight, with a hundred other people?
“We’re gonna be late!”
“There’s no late,” You insist, shifting your weight from foot to foot as you look at your outfit in the mirror.
“There is a late. There’s on time, and then there’s whatever the hell we’re gonna be.”
“You’re so dramatic.”
The comment is chased by the insistent thumping of Carmy’s footsteps, and his groan of, “I am not being dramatic, I’m—”
He stops in your bedroom doorway, giving your body a long, curious sweep as he braces his hands on the door frame.
“What are you doing?” He presses.
“Getting in my farmer's market mood,” You insist, turning back and forth and looking at yourself again. “Cute, right?”
Just started the new ep of Strange New Worlds and is it just me or is Pike's voice like a warm hug
i love these two characters. i need to trap them in a collapsed building so they can talk about their feelings as one of them slowly bleeds out.
golden, poppy, sunkissed??
favorite stationary product? Love a good
favorite pastel color? Periwinkle !!
autumn or spring? autumn all day babeeeeeeey
Sweetheart, backyard, kiss?
favorite mug/cup? My friend got me a Six the Musical mug that I adore
did you ever have an imaginary friend? I definitely
have you ever kissed a friend? i have not but I've thought about it
For the soft asks: cherry and lollipops! ❤️
what is your sexuality? I put the bi in bitch babeeeeeeey
favorite makeup products? love an eyeshadow. love a glittery eyeshadow
“Just fuck me already” kisses with Christopher Pike from the kisses prompts, please
Of course dearie! (excellent gif btw 🤤)
Warnings: Smooches. Many smooches. Partial nudity.
There's only so much playful sparring that you can stand.
Pencil, honey, and cuddles!
Do you own a journal? I have....Notebooks that say journal on them? But I do not journal. I've tried, but I'm not consistent with it
Favorite term of endearment? I like babe :) And honey
Do you have any pets? Two cats!
mochi & cream for the soft ask game <3
favorite studio ghibli film? Kiki's Delivery Service! It was the first Ghibli movie I ever saw
frozen yogurt flavor? Chocolate ? I think? It's been a long time since I've had froyo
Pairing: Carmen ‘Carmy’ Berzatto x Reader Rating: M (though it may have explicit chapters in the future) Summary: It’s an off-handed right swipe, but when your profile pictures shift beside one another, you take a better look at the guy. You hadn’t actually read his bio, you’d just thought he was kinda cute. Now, though, you click on the profile, and you realize that it’s probably a fake—
im a fuckin knowitall jackoff that thinks cooking is better than sex i smell like onion and all of my tattoos are fuckin stupid
More parts to come!
Chopped | Masterlist |
Pairing: Carmen ‘Carmy’ Berzatto x Reader
Rating: M (though it may have explicit chapters in the future)
Notes: It's been 100 years and I apologize
Summary: There hasn't been much PDA between the two of you—at least, not when there are so many other people around. Back alleys by the shop, sure. Outside his place at closing, in the middle of a dark street, yeah. But in broad daylight, with a hundred other people?
“We’re gonna be late!”
“There’s no late,” You insist, shifting your weight from foot to foot as you look at your outfit in the mirror.
“There is a late. There’s on time, and then there’s whatever the hell we’re gonna be.”
“You’re so dramatic.”
The comment is chased by the insistent thumping of Carmy’s footsteps, and his groan of, “I am not being dramatic, I’m—”
He stops in your bedroom doorway, giving your body a long, curious sweep as he braces his hands on the door frame.
“What are you doing?” He presses.
“Getting in my farmer's market mood,” You insist, turning back and forth and looking at yourself again. “Cute, right?”
Ritchie "I hate littering" Jerimovich you will always be famous
(This is really just a general thought but if you do end up using for a request TYIA your brain makes amazing things and we love to see it 💛) but I could see number one from your prompt list “trying to cook them a meal with varying levels of success” be really cute with Pike (reader trying to cook for pike) (ps trying to cook for pike? He’d have the BIGGEST heart eyes in that moment at the effort)
Aww thank you sm!!
I've got it.
It had sort of just fallen out of your mouth when Christopher had asked you what you wanted for dinner. The last few days had been hell for him, and for most of the crew. It hadn't exactly been a picnic for you, either, but you'd watched him walk the delicate line between captain and friend, and frankly...He needed a break.
Christopher had seemed as shocked as you were by your answer, but he'd nodded, agreed, "Alright."
main takeaways from Asteroid City:
- Phenomenal movie. A lot of fun. Incredibly poignant in a way that sneaks up on you.
- I forgot how hot Adrian Brody is
- There was one specific deep focus that made me want to watch Citizen Kane so I'm going to do that
- And watch Grand Budapest Hotel after that
CITIZEN KANE IS NO LONGER ON HBOMAX i am desolate grand budapest it is
I CAN’T FIND GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL FOR FREE EITHER
i’m just gonna lay on the floor
main takeaways from Asteroid City:
- Phenomenal movie. A lot of fun. Incredibly poignant in a way that sneaks up on you.
- I forgot how hot Adrian Brody is
- There was one specific deep focus that made me want to watch Citizen Kane so I'm going to do that
- And watch Grand Budapest Hotel after that
CITIZEN KANE IS NO LONGER ON HBOMAX i am desolate grand budapest it is
main takeaways from Asteroid City:
- Phenomenal movie. A lot of fun. Incredibly poignant in a way that sneaks up on you.
- I forgot how hot Adrian Brody is
- There was one specific deep focus that made me want to watch Citizen Kane so I'm going to do that
- And watch Grand Budapest Hotel after that
o also i got to the movie too early and was forced to wander lonely as a cloud through targét and uh
this is about to become who i am this summer
