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YOU'VE BEEN CHOPPED

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Hi, I'm Jordan! Food Network has basically consumed my life. (Ha, food puns.) helpimtrappedinawebsite.tumblr.com

GUESS WHO STARTED A YOUTUBE CHANNEL FOR SUMMER 2018! My friends and I posted a trailer with videos from the past year or so to summarize what are videos/vlogs will be about! So go watch and subscribe if you want to see mediocre content and lack luster humor :) no but really this is going to be a lot of fun to keep up with and more so just a way for my friends and I to keep a video diary of this awesome time in our lives.

chopped: food blogger edition

judge: hello chef what did you make for us today
contestant: Well, when I was a little girl, I used to chase fireflies with my papaw down by the creek. We’d catch them in a jar and cuddle up on the sofa with hot chocolate. Dairy isn’t so good with my tummy now :) and of course Mi’Kay’Leigh has been vegan since she stopped breastfeeding when she was four, so today I have made for you an AMAZING vegan gluten free paleo whole 30 refined sugar free “chocolate” pudding!!! This one’s a keeper, you guys. Even your hubby won't know the difference! ;)
judge: ... this contains none of the basket ingredients
ted: now, leaving a basket ingredient out doesn't necessarily mean you will be chopped -

chopped v cutthroat kitchen

judge on chopped: um... im not getting any of that baby grasshopper flavor... it was one of the ingredients you were supposed to use...
judge on cutthroat kitchen: i dont understand...why the fuck did you put baby grasshoppers in this dish