whats better than this

im laughing so fucking hard my mom just texted me telling me to shut up

#not all men

if you say “fuck the police” because you drove drunk or made an irresponsible decision & you are mad that there were consequences, then no, fuck you.

If by “fuck the police” you mean fuck police brutality, racial profiling, & excessive violence, then yes, fuck the police.

that is one really ugly baby

"what’s you favorite game?" "oh, it’s Anna Give Birth A Baby"

Have there been meme themed weddings yet

we got fuckers in the world thinking gay people are ruining the sanctity of marriage while this MONSTROSITY is happening

Some statistic for today

I HATE THIS

THESE KILL ME LMAO

when ur teacher gets mad at u for not doing ur homework 

WHAT IS THIS

banksy

He’s at it again

family dinner, more like

I can’t even see pictures on mobile so I’m just reblogging things based on their captions and livin on a prayer

my cat is cute isn’t it 

Aw

The greatest video I’ve ever seen.

when i’m saying bye to my friend

waiter: hi what would you like to drink? me: coke please waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

Open your eyes.

instead of paying women the same as men, pay men the same as women and see how angry they get

taking off my make up like:

"Sleep is for the weak," i say. my hands are shaking. i can hear colors.