so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

Wait... what are we trying to summon with this ritual?

He killed it

Warning: Long post and an apology for not being able to get the original version.

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

every frickin night

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes

garfield was right mondays are bad they Are Bad

D E C A Y

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

delete this

GOD PLEASE WATCH THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT

@deadpresidents

And then this happened.

Squidward hit that dab 😂