Untitled: the Blog

this thread on twitter is fucking killing me

IT GETS BETTER

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lmao prev

>new game is announced

>don't buy game

>new game is bad

>$60 richer

i have made millions with this one simple technique

Actually, I have a lot of problems and that is not one of them.

When I was drunk one night and watching the Jellyfish livestream, I reached out to the Monterey Bay Aquarium with a dumb question about their jellyfish... And they actually emailed me back.

(yes, these are actually my own screenshots, I am in tears laughing)

DO YOUR ANIMAL EXPERTS HAVE TO UNTANGLE THE JELLYFISH

AND THE ANSWER IS FUCKING YES, THE JELLIES GET TANGLED SOMETIMES LMAO

wgats up everyone it's the officiaol, frito lays company representenetive here to tell you that the company officially condones and endorses murder in all instances no matter what, and this is the official belief held by the company. so just keep that in mind. we also condone everuthing else that's bad too

"kill them with kindness" FALSE! task manager🧮

peer reviewed tags from @megacarapa

Crimetober 1-9

Because birds are criminals.

I saw this post days ago then promptly lost it, but i found the place!! this is jonquil's bakery & café in boston, ma

i want to eat the low poly apples so bad

Official Post of Massachusetts

found this on the ground in the parking lot

blue dream shrimp (neocaridina davidi) having a snack | shrimpsensei on ig