It's you and me that's my whole world. They whisper in the hallway, "she's a bad, bad girl."

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THESE GLASSES HAVE SPECIAL LENSES WHICH TURN LIGHTS INTO HEARTS

edit: for everyone asking they’re called love lenses & they were $20 on lovelenses.com

Bitches really paying $20 for an astigmatism… its me, im bitches

Good news! They’re only $9 at the moment

THEY ACTUALLT WORK this changes everything

THESE MAKE LATE NIGHT WALKS AMAZING

The hearts are way clearer than you’d expect and they don’t mess with your vision too much to walk in them

this is how harry styles sees the world

these seem like a truly necessary purchase

question, how do i wear these if i have glasses…?

They’re pretty big so you can probably fit them over your glasses and they also work as a sick ass filter over your camera lens!

I just bought these impulsively

99% sure my soulmate is a piece of bread

when I grow up I hope I have a really cool bathtub

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what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

first day of the semester: this isn’t so bad! maybe i actually won’t be an absolute mess this time around.

third day of the semester:

Me at drunk me: she’s dehydrated

Me at sober me: she’s dehydrated

I get distant when I feel the vibe is off

me drinking green tea: this is gonna fix Everything

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you

why is every song from phineas and ferb a banger.. how is that possible

me: *puts a bunch of fruit in a blender*

me: this is gonna fix everything

women be downloading pdfs

And men….don’t….?…?

no men can’t read

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*