this is the plot of cosmoknights book 3. I will not explain
reblogging from my shitpost blog today lads
Why would you need to explain? That’s self-explanatory
huge fan of reading and learning, but also an even bigger fan of sleeping and being unconscious.
There are many benefits to being Barbie's cousin
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE CONTEXT HERE
So for those who don't know some merch sources establish Barbie's full name is Barbara Rogers. And Shaggy's full name is Norville Rogers. So some people started to joke some years ago they could be related and we wouldn't know, and little by little the joke turned into an AU or a headcanon for some people
Her name is Barbara Millicent Roberts!
I also like it when they're like hey what's up or something personal/natural instead of the welcome to wherever how can I serve you bit.
I also like it when they are sitting down or listening to music they clearly enjoy
There is something so nourishing about walking into a place of business and immediately thinking "huh, I wouldn't have guessed this place would be playing this kind of music" only to see an employee absolutely head-banging along because today is their day to pick the CD and they are living
Despite what capitalists might think, I do not want to roleplay being royalty in the presence of slaves when I seek professional assistance in obtaining my basic human needs.
as a human being who enjoys having a good time, I enjoy seeing other human beings having a good time, and will actively choose options where I can enable good times to happen
i'd make a caesar joke but someone's already taken a stab at it 22 times before
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hot take- people who have made a conscious decision to be horrible bigots should understand that they will be treated like people who chose to be horrible bigots
The person who said that quote now goes by Abigail Thorn btw!
Oooo love that for her!
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love it how cats dilate their pupils to indicate it’s time to be Fucking Stupid. wish i could do that
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have you considered you should all be insanely proud of yourselves because this world can be a cruel, cruel place, but you’re still here and that means everything to the people who love you? have you considered that each day you get up and fight even when it feels impossible, and for that you’re incredibly strong? have you considered that i love you and i’m proud of you
You may mess up, but you’re not a mess up.
You may make a mistake, but you are not a mistake.
You may screw up, but you are not a screw up.
You may fail, but you are not a failure.
You are not your downfalls.
Some of y'all genuinely hate dudes and honestly, that’s super cringe
Do I hate a shitty man? Yes. But a shitty man is not a shitty man because he is a man, but because he is shitty
I would also like people to stop giving a free pass to shitty women because of the whole “women can’t be shitty uwu” crap.
girl help i managed my time poorly and now im suffering the consequences
