#The Body Xxx

Marriage doesn’t scare me, marrying the wrong person does.

When the side chick wants a kiss goodbye

Gum of the 90s

AWWWWW MAAAAN

got my head stuck in the booty

Zoë Kravitz, everyone

$

has anyone seen that lady since?

“Did I stutter?”

*a cockroach appears*

me:

🌙 

USA Basketball’s unironic love of Vanessa Carlton’s “A Thousand Miles” is easily the most compelling storyline of the 2016 Olympics.

Melo’s silent anguish at the end tho…

@badlanlds

HE APOLOGIZED TO HER ON ESPN. He was all “I love that song. It was just so early. I was so tired. I really do love that song. I’m sorry Vanessa”

And she tweeted at him “I understand. They did a good job though” 

I’m sorry, but this made my whole goddamn day.

WHAT THE F UCK IS TH IS

You’re all going to get taken out by the KGB 

Clap off.

Her face just says it all