wonder what they’re looking at
plot twist: Ruby and Sapphire were sent to earth to get a room
*Jasper voice* don’t fuse cause you will get stuck that way and die
@ nerds hearing mysterious music on your dash
It’s your adblock software not completely blocking some ads that include autoplay content.
First off, Tumblr isn’t going to care, because Yahoo wants to make some money off this sinkhole of a site, and more and more intrusive ads are the way to do it, especially if we’re all trying to block them anyway.
However, running the site WITH adblock disabled, I could see the ads, but not mute them (pausing/muting went away if I scrolled up or down), so I’m going to say they’re being fucks anyway and don’t deserve the advertising money if they’re going to assault me with unwanted autoplay sound that I can’t stop.
Open up your ad blocker, create a custom filter for: *.tubemogul.com* and that should stop it. Has worked for me so far, but I literally just did this 10 minutes ago so I don’t know if it’s a complete or correct solution. If anyone’s a bigger nerd about adblock filtering or wants to dig for other sources for the autoplay ads, hit me up. EDIT: For those of you getting here from the mass-reblogs!
I’ve already posted an ammendment to this, but the above URL isn’t enough, you also need to add:
*cdn.yimg.com/gemini*
and if they change that,
*cdn.yimg.com*
though, the latter may cause some bullshit since it’s going to block ANYTHING from yahoo’s CDN.
Again, I’m not an expert with adblock’s filters, so there’s probably a more elegant way to do this, but I just wanted this shit to go away. I also feel like this is going to become an arms race, and no one filter rule or simple set of rules is going to hold out for long. Sorry!
skyholic
I’m fucking addicted to the sky
this-is-cthulhu-privilege
I will inform evildoers of the privileges the great old ones have in our society
curiiosity-the-cat
I’m…a…cat??
theothersideofthefarside
Wtf am i
I can assume a location of some sort
tuhmblr-logic
i give lethal doses of logic to the people of tumblr?
I will gain magical powers and be of feline royalty
the-witch-of-the-forest
I AM A WITCH! FEAR MY IMMENSE POWER !!!
sandiegojacket
I can slightly deflect rain.
karkat-shopping-aggressively
I can shop aggressively?
Im also karkat?
wow
hetalian–trash
I am trash
And a hetalian-
ninten1
I am the world’s first Ninten.
deoxyrebornicleic
I HAVE THE POWER TO CHANGE MY DNA!
revolutiomary
I make Hamilton references and puns for a living, fantastic
Save stray cats…oh wait, I already do that
barleymarleymole
I have no idea. Maybe I steal beer dressed as a mole?
I am the Sandman, basically.
edwardspoonhands
CLACK CLICKITY CLACK CLACK!!
deep-and-reflective-username
I think about usernames a lot
frostingflames
Either temperature control or flaming pastries.
I stop your package from arriving and then notify you like an asshole
Not in the job description: protecting native wildlife from Pokemon Trainers carrying Rana virus.
It hasn’t come to the park yet, but it’s nearby. This might be the month it shows up in our frogs and turtles.
Please be careful and make sure you do not hurt non-Pokemon animals while trying to catch new ones!
there is not enough DualSign to satisfy my unremitting hunger.
Fun dualsign aus for you and your friends!
- pokemon!au where Dualscar runs a gym and Signless stares through the window every day watching him battle
- space!au where Dualscar rescues Signless from a slave ship
- dragon!au where fucking dragons
- wolf!au where Dualscar is alpha and Signless is from another pack
- fallout!au where water is a precious commodity and Signless helps steal it for Dualscar
- monster!au where Dualscar raises interesting creatures and happens to find a wood dryad Signless stuck in a bear trap
- aquarium!au where Signless the crab likes to bother Dualscar the seahorse all day
- college!au where Dualscar runs a troll-blog that Signless thinks is actually serious
- free!au where every time Signless goes swimming he fucking drowns and Dualscar has to save him
- gamer!au where Dualscar and Signless make dumb internet videos of themselves sucking at video games
- okami!au where Signless is Ammy and Dualscar is Waka
- animal!au where Dualscar is a snake and Signless is a mongoose
- spy!au where the two are international spies that compete with each other and then go on dates later
- human!au where Signless is a poor street artist and Dualscar is the rich business man that always gives him ten bucks every time he walks by
- metroid!au where Dualscar is a space pirate saved from a crashing ship by bounty hunter Signless
- httyd!au where Signless befriends dragons and takes Dualscar to see
- eldritch!au where Signless goes looking for evidence of the Old Ones and finds a sleeping Dualscar
- familyswap!au where Signless is raising Cronus and Eridan and Dualscar is raising Karkat and Kankri
- rockstar!au where Dualscar needs to replace his drummer asap and picks Signless from a crowd at random
- any!au. literally anything. if you’ve made up the au, it’s good. go for it. spread the dualsign. do it now.
clothing swaps are pretty popular mostly because it’s fucking awesome to see your otp swap clothes.
Imagine Dualscar in Signless’s leggings…or Signless in the armor.
BUT DUALSCAR IN THE LEGGINGS
I still can’t believe I actually took the time to make this for hswc holy shit
Day 2: Dualscar masters the rollerskating skill and can now make himself look like one of those really cheesy 70s roller-rink dancers. *Insert ‘Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only 500 sweeps old for all I know’* Signless, on the other hand, caught the early summer flu after earning a promotion as editor of his journalism career. I left the two alone to watch a vampire and werewolf fight in front of a bookstore and came back to their awkwardly sensual massage session.
Random Dualsign AU Idea
Inspired by imaginedualsign’s latest post.
Dualscar is a dragon-killer. But sometimes, in literature and mythology, a person who kills a supernatural entity will be cursed to take their place - 'he who kills a thousand demons will become a demon himself’.
Dualscar is irreversibly transformed into a dragon. Dragon!Signless helps him adjust.