“You speak english?” ― “Of course. I went to Cambridge university.” “You went to Cambridge?” ― “Yes. I was on display in the egyptology department there.”
When even the mainstream media sees that @staff is okay with nazis while getting offended at the female nipple.
Fuck this shithole country!
others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”
me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”
others: “what?!”
me:
this is the only xmas content i want to see, fuck everything else. Shrimper Santa and his flying albino alligators
OH MY GOD GHATS WHERE THE IMAGE IS FROM I LOVE IT
IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE
FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN
YES SO GOOD!!!!!
And she will be a completely different woman, but that’s alright.
Most folks with this guy’s mindset will go far in life.
I’m still proud of the fact that a couple of years ago, I tweeted to Sarah Michelle Gellar and asked if Stern had paid up on his bet. To my great surprise, she actually replied and said he hadn’t and he owed them money. 😂😂
From the mouth of a One Percenter -
Abigail Disney
!!!!!!!!!!!
“Yes, there is a superyachtinvestor.com. Go look at it and it will make you so angry, you could chew glass.”
“Overall, the students reported feeling less judged by their close male friends than by their girlfriends. In the words of one participant, “Tim knows I love listening to Taylor Swift and Beyonce, but I keep that quiet [around my girlfriend] because she would judge me. I feel like I have to be more manly around her.””
Straight people really out here inadvertently sabotaging their own relationships because they wanna hold on to ridiculous gender roles. I wanna see how this plays out…🍿
Good for her but also why is this image so funny to me
she look like she wanna take my rights away
abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now







