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@yourneurosis

Being a sex-positive personally-sex-repulsed ace is weird cuz like reading about sex? Awesome. Writing about sex? Not much more intolerable than writing about anything else. Sex is good. Sex is normal. Sex is only as important as you let/want it to be. Kinks are natural expressions of sexuality. Sexual purity is a scam. Bodies are nothing to be ashamed of. Sex work is no more exploitative than any other kind of labor. If you touch me I will throw up on you.

Reblogging for pride month

I don't predict this slowing down soon anyway so I may as well give a shoutout to the buckwild number of people in the tags for whom this post has inadvertantly caused a(n a)sexuality crisis

oops my tooth fell out oops my teeth fell out oops my bones fell out oops haha jiggle jiggle

Why is this of all the things the first post to make me laugh out of loud in days. It is amazing and beautiful. But still. Brain what is with you. There were plenty of other amusing things I found for you, yet you did not react. Explain yourself you jiggly, contrarian squishy bits of matter.

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IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

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how does this appear every june

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

it’s june

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K I N G Y’ A L L

LEE IT’S JUNE

GAY HALLOWEEN TIME

yall know what fuckin month it is 😎

OMGIDKHOWIONLY SABW THIS WITH 7DAYSLEFTOF JUN E

ever since greece sunk into the ocean forever, breakfast cereal brands have been the grand new frontier of philosophy