Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted

— It’s you, only you forever. (via coral)

has anyone else’s life been really off lately or is it just me

Disney Posters done in Tim Burton Style by Andrew Tarusov

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

update hes entirely yellow now

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

its happening

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

whats he doing

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

we believe in you, chicken nugget

Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.

Get this geek ass shit off my dashboard this bitch wants to get Railed !!!

How am I both of these people

I hate myself because I never accomplish my goals, I never accomplish my goals because my self hatred has destroyed my confidence to try.

Personality: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

Anxiety: I do

No post has ever described my life as accurately as this one

Cut my life into peaches. They are a healthy snack

{P.m} (via 11anothergirl11)

okay why strive for a relationship like harley quinn and the joker when there’s love like carl and ellie’s

Didn’t she die

well sure, but after like, the longest and happiest life together living out their own little adventures. they both lived really full lives, and they loved each other so much through every second of it

i’d say those are the ultimate relationship goals

who the fuck would pick a relationship of constant abuse over carl and ellie what the fuck

howtoevaporate  (via wnq-writers)

“get you a mans who can do both” what? lie AND get my hopes up? 😍😍