I'm a brand new bitch.

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

the older you are reading this post the funnier it is

Hi I have no official education, several serious medical issues including depression & I hate working, now please hire me & pay me a lot.

physically im here but mentally im out in the jungle naked with my fists full of wild geckos

i absolutely cannot believe that heidi klum is fucking tom kaulitz like.. how.. how the fuck….

Omg this was like the no 1 thing German yellow press talked about for like a week lol it was hilarious

warming up

castlebasas

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