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@yourmomsgrandmother

Birdie (they)✨shitposts✨college student (adult) midwestern poc
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Kind of obsessed with the idea of the dragonborn being super fucked up about their near-execution in Helgen. Like, the headsman had started his swing. Imagine kneeling in a stranger’s blood, watching the ax come down, and then… walking away. Being expected to act like a functional mercenary. Strangers focus on the dragon attack so the dragonborn is probably hesitant to bring up the fact that, actually, they were pretty much numb from terror by the time Alduin showed up and didn’t notice much

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fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling "is it normal to get a haircut" "am i allowed to get a haircut" "is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there"

Katniss is okay with Peeta sleeping with the windows open all the time because she has Peeta to keep her warm.

Men usually have lower body temperature than women but in my head, Peeta just radiates warmth naturally. He's like a walking human hearth, her walking human hearth.

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

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T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

YOU EXIST???

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Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

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Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

1993-1997 Mazda 626

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I don’t know if there really is any science behind workout routines separated by sex, but even if there is benefit to doing exercise “for women” i don’t give a shit. and i will intentionally seek out guides made For Men. because by and large, this is how the different video thumbnails shake out

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these tags exactly