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@yourmomsafro

19 | Any pronouns | I shitpost a lot | obsessed with DnD, working on expanding that to other ttrpgs
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Me: I'm trans

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no bc imodna is actually the most realistic lesbian representation. like it’s literally just months and months of mutual yearning and pining until somebody confesses in a fuckin grocery store

I still can’t get over the name Goldenloin

Like, he’s your main character’s lover and he’s named Sir Greatinbed? Sir Fucksalot?? Sir Sexhaver??? He’s the main gay love interest and his name’s Sir Longshlong??? 10/10 no notes oscar nomination in the mail

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the Korok crucifixion posts are even funnier when you remember that Link is the only one that can see them... people of Hyrule will see this boy drag an empty cross behind him and think "ah he's finally lost it huh"

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seeing people be like ‘I know it’s going to be hard to support the sag strike because movies and shows will stop coming out but-’ is so fucking funny like can I introduce you to a beautiful concept called the million billion movies and shows that already exist that you couldn’t even get through in a lifetime if you wanted. welcome to heaven <3

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i have a bad habit of everytime i get drunk i get 10x more leftist and start texting my partner about why we need to kill every nazi ever

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yall are right this is a good habit

Fact: spiders dont like the smell of catnip

Fact: catnip causes an itchy reaction in insects/arachnids

Conclusion: meows morales has the equivalent of a weed allergy and cant get high

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Nimona (2023) really said protect trans youth, fuck the police, and question all authority. And it was the best movie of the year

It’s crazy how y’all are so fast to bash the gay POC ship for a character who’s age is unconfirmed who’s implied to be a teen but I’ve seen maybe one person talk about how weird it is that people sexualize Miles so much for the same reason people complain about the ship

quick psa bc apparently it still needs to be said

DO NOT REPOST ART

idk in which language i have to say this for y’all to understand

DO NOT REPOST ART

i dont CARE if you credited the artist i dont CARE if u found it on pinterest i don’t CARE if you found it on instagram i don’t CARE if u found it laying in the corner of the sidewalk i don’t give a shit. it’s simply not yours to take and post without permission

repeat with me. you can repost only. and i mean ONLY. if the artist has given you explicit permission BEFOREHAND, asking them after you reposted does absolutely nothing. nada. nisba. niente. zero. it’s even worse.

(and permissions to repost are not blanket statements. if an artist is ok with reposting it doesn’t mean that another artist will be too, if you have the go-ahead to repost a certain art doesn’t mean that the permission extends to the rest of the artist’s work as well. “oh but i thought—“ i don’t cARE. ASK EVERY TIME.)

PLEASE begging to show even a crumb of respect for artists/writers/creators and their work it really is not that difficult

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BOTH PORTAL GAMES ARE AT 90% OFF AND RIDICULOUSLY CHEAP ON STEAM

i am not kidding. if you even have the slightest interest in checking out portal and havent yet buy and play both games yourself right now. they are both pretty short + the puzzles are really fun and mostly not super hard + the game is really funny + the characters and story are extremely fun and captivating. its one of the most well rated and beloved games of all time. you will like it. play portal right now