new to tumblr?

found yourself getting blocked for seemingly no reason?

does your profile look like this:

you're getting blocked because people think you're a bot

do yourself a favour and change your profile images to literally anything except the defaults. give your blog a name, give yourself a bio even if it simply says "new, figuring this out" or something. please, just do ANYTHING that shows everyone you're a human. then you wont get blocked anymore and you'll have a lot more fun here!

oh and while we're here, another hot tip: reblog things. likes do nothing here, there's no algorithm

okay happy tumblring tumblrinos, tumblrinas and tumblrinehs!

You discover that you have control over a certain thing, as determined by spinning this wheel. We're talking full-on magical girl/superhero/supervillain/your label of choice control.

I’m just gonna get really weird that’s all. It’s neutral

Sooooo through the lovely reach of my previous cake-related DAV post (thank you for that btw!!) I have learned that not everyone knows how Lucanis' dessert romance lock-in works! So here, have a little sweet treat guide!! <3

male breaking bad fan voice: yeah it's about all these vicious cartel members and career criminals, they start off as regular people, but by the end they're murdering innocents for their own gain, even as their loved ones are oblivious of the cruel and terrible things they do. it's all really morally grey. if I were to say which characters I hated the most it would be Every woman

learned how to use blenders film making tools

can't believe Bidenstar stepped down as leader of Americaclan

can't believe Trudeaustar stepped down as leader of Canadaclan

enjoying this immensely

you say you hate cops and the military and people start talking about their family members like man idgaf your cousin is going to hell

What if I don’t come up with an elvish conlang and instead just make my elves speak Finnish that’s been run through like five layers of google translate

I’m doing world building my way. Throwing real world concepts and languages against a wall until they get a concussion.

I’m looking up towns and settlements with extremely small populations in Finland, Hungary, and Estonia and stealing their names like a fairy for my world building btw hope that’s cool

Saga & I are losing our minds recreating a photo we found of them in our elementary school christmas pageant where they looked like this:

sagas’s rendition

Do you remember how people in fandom turned the 11th doctor’s whole thing into liking fish fingers and custard even though he literally just ate that once after he regenerated and was having strange cravings likely because his brain is always slightly wonky right after that kind of thing like the doctor never acts normal (relatively normal for them I mean) right after they regenerate.

I’ve been mildly pissed about this since I was fifteen.

The 11th doctor was quite an angry character. Quite a goofy character. He was not, however, a character that regularly dipped fish sticks in pudding.

Dragon born means very different things in different fantasy franchises, I’ve recently learned.

It seems to be a word that means whatever you want it to mean. Your world your rules.

I’m gonna make Dragonborn be a kind of toad that eats shoes.

I know how the story begins. I know how the story ends. Now to fill in the middle.

*muffled screaming*

I am not beating the hiding behind my computer chair and nervously poking my Google doc with a stick allegations.

I’m not the type of author who is generally helped by outlines so even I don’t know exactly where this is going. I’m becoming more superstitious by the day. I noticed that I’ve been working on this novel for six days and my candy crush streak is six days so now I’m afraid that if I stop logging into candy crush the book won’t get finished or something.

I beat up the google doc with a stick and stole its lunch money (wrote 3,000 more words) thanks, candy crush.

in north korea your haircut has to be in a state of quantum superposition

I don’t have sex with other people and even I know that queer sex isn’t just one particular thing that requires a top and bottom. Some of y’all have a very narrow view of how sex works.

I know I’m one of those sex neutral asexuals your mom warned you about and everything so maybe you don’t want to hear this from me but your ideas of how sex is supposed to work are often just like a pattern put in your head by the stuff you’ve seen and if you just watch mainstream porn and read fanfiction you’re generally seeing both a false idea of how sex works and a very narrow set of possibilities of how sex works. If you think that the only possible way for gay sex to work is if there’s a top and a bottom then you are just wrong. Sorry. You’re wrong.

Do you remember how people in fandom turned the 11th doctor’s whole thing into liking fish fingers and custard even though he literally just ate that once after he regenerated and was having strange cravings likely because his brain is always slightly wonky right after that kind of thing like the doctor never acts normal (relatively normal for them I mean) right after they regenerate.

Walking in the snow at march pace

Saga & I are losing our minds recreating a photo we found of them in our elementary school christmas pageant where they looked like this:

saga and i are playing the ‘medieval bestiary” game where someone describes an animal by only its parts (“four legs,” “a wide tail,” “a long body,”) and the other draws it