Motion-activated camera captures a tiger relaxing. Then he wonders if he left the oven on. [video]

That face is a disney-level expression

But who’s right?

BITCH THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS OMG I ALREADY MADE $120 ON MY FIRST DAY BY MAKING MY FRIENDS DOWNLOAD IT WITH MY LINK

oh. my. god. this is the best thing I have seen on tumblr today. i just downloaded the app!! pray for me guy i have rent due in 5 days THANK YOU😁😁😁😁😁😁

A little dude

People asking me how old he is , he’s almost 8 years old, he’s just a runt and a little dude

HE DANCIN’

something I have desperately wanted to know since I was a kid, and am legitimately hoping the Detective Pikachu movie will answer for me: are pikachus actually tiny little things underneath all that fur and would they look like a drowned rat when wet

being on here 5 years does not make you heauxes a tumblr ancient. im sorry but you have to have been here when ppl still said “creys” and “what is air” and you actually remember this cursed imaged

please unmute

UNMUTE

Do it

me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever*

me: you know what i mean :/

There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc. It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk

she was training herself to be happy oh my god

does it work???? Imagine feeling yourself slipping into depression and you just click a few times and your brain says “wait, this is the sound of happiness I have to release serotonin”

She fucking Pavlov’d herself, the absolute madwoman

what if aristotle was pronounced like chipotle

I wish that my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply

-slams fist on table- LET ORCS BE SOFT!!!! LET ORCS BE KIND!!! LET ORCS LOVE FLOWERS ANS COOKING AND SINGING LET ORCS BE AFRAID!! LET ORCS CRY!!!

LEAVE THE ORCS ALONE!!!!

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

i was at the doctors today and there was a guy sitting behind me with his baby, and the baby starts crying in its pram and the guy just stands up, faces the kid and says “Come on now, don’t cry, you’re better than that”

also, someone else asked him how old his baby was and he said without even a moments hesitation, “he’s 36 he’s just got a height problem” and I’ve only just come to terms with the fact I’ll never say something that funny in my life

It high-key sounds like you stumbled in halfway through a comedy about a dude who’s friend got magicked into a baby

Yep

Don’t be afraid to dream

This beloved Cartoon series

started as this webcomic

This best seller Manga

and critically acclaimed hit animated series

started out as this webcomic

And this best seller novel

And award winning blockbuster movie

started out as a serialized free story on somebody’s website.

Don’t be afraid to write big even if you start small.

Don’t be afraid to write big even if you start small

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

Wtf

I get why ppl are leaving tumblr but ive never deleted an account for anything in my life and if tumblr wants me to leave theyre going to have to kill me themselves