Proship dni
Basic dni criteria
Anti neopronouns xenopronouns xenogenders
Exclusionist
No exceptions fuck you all
When Apollo 11 successfully landed and the images were released, ‘The Sun’ newspaper in Vancouver changed it’s name to ‘The Moon’ to report it.
The exclamation point is a nice touch!
Neither romantic nor sexual nor platonic but a secret fourth thing (bonded like stray cats who cannot be adopted separately)
Some random Hobie information from the comics! I’ve specified where the movies might come in and fanon stuff!
- Hobie, despite having a British/cockney accent in the movie and in the comics, lives in NYC in the comics(movie might b different).
- Hobie is a homeless teen(I’m pretty sure his parents died) radicalized by his dystopian world.
- He’s been Spiderman for 3 years(movie so most of his comics have probably passed) and his world is a weird combination of 1970s-1990s.
- Canonically bad at naming things.
- His friends/band are tired of his shit and regularly make fun of him for saving the multiverse.
- The cops in Hobie’s world all have the venom symbiote, he uses his guitar to play frequencies that disrupt the symbiotes.
- He kills Norman Osborn twice.
- Yes he kills cops.
- Full name is Hobart.
- Originally he hated being called Spider-Punk.
- He works with his worlds Daredevil(Mattea Murdock), Captain America(Captain Anarchy), Hulk(Robbie Banner), Ironheart(RiotHeart), Ms. Marvel, etc.
- Most people in his ‘band’ can’t actually play lol.
- With facism one of his other greatest enemies is capitalism and being ‘marketable’.
- Hobie’s design was originally meant to be Spider UK, who later became Billy Braddock.
- He also got a symbiote dog called Spider-Mutt in his latest run.
- Gwen Stacy was a famous rockstar who died in his world, Hobie was a fan!
- He was originally recruited to what I affectionately call the ‘Interdimensional Spider Death Squad’ run by the Superior Spider with Spider Noir (and eventually Miles and Jessica joined right before the teams merged)rather than the other group of spiders.
- He was the one that brought Miles back into the ‘spider society’ when the inheritors came back.
- In the comics he lives in a Welfare center in Brooklyn he and his friends/band operate, in the movie he lives in a boat!
- Hobie has an interdimensional band with Gwen(drums), Pavitr(keyboard), Noir(bass), Anya(1616 vocals), and Ham(air guitar)
- I can’t remember Hobie having any romantic interests in his universe, but fanon wise he is often shipped with his canon gay friend, Captain Anarchy aka Karl Morningdew, but Karl does have a canon boyfriend. But outside of his universe there’s a whole host of possible ships and some do include: Hobiemiles / punkflower hobiepav/chaipunk hobiegwen / ghostpunk
Hobie Brown Moodboard// "Taking a crap on the establishment, I salute you!"
I honestly think the original ah lads not again post is the funniest
googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly
oho and now you’re questioning my adverb usage? you? you?
you fucking dare?
you try to change ‘tears’ to ‘years’ for no reason but don’t catch ‘imporint’???
hey quick question gdocs
what the fuck
querched up white boy
big fan of characters with abandonment + attachment issues so profound that they leave claw marks in everything they touch but would sooner gnaw off their own leg than admit they just want someone to stay for once. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course.
big fan of characters who are always leaving. who constantly have a suitcase in their hand. characters who start planning their exit the moment they arrive and get nervous when the people in their lives start to Know them. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course
maybe i am too old for tiktok
My son once came back from a record shop visit with his uncle and with wide eyes and excited smile presented me with a cassette tape. “Look what I found!” As though he’d unearthed ancient pottery at a dig sight.
I love it. I love when my kids discover something that I take for granted. I hear songs with new ears because they are in a state of wonder. My son played me “Paint it Black” the other day, I’m like yeah Rolling Stones so what? And then I see his face and that LOOK like he just discovered sunsets and he’s like yeah but listen to this part, listen to the guitar right here - and I hear a song anew. Like watching a puppy see a bird for the first time, and oh oh right yeah birds are fucking amazing, forgot about that.
#finally a comment that doesn’t have disdain for kids discovering old things #isn’t it cool that someone didn’t know Queen and they got to hear it for the first time? #isn’t it cool to witness that excitement?
I think this is largely why “react” channels on YouTube have become so popular. Watching someone experience something you love for the first time is exciting. Rediscovering that thing through their eyes is also exciting.
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this is my favorite thing in the adventure time comics oh my glob
i want everyone to note that marceline knows what pb’s mouth tastes like
for your consideration. pheasants.
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you understand me
"I feel so normal about him" well I dont. move
