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diane.simp.exe

@yourlocalkpopandanimenerd

muscles go brrr 19

i love when you’re talking to someone who’s not from florida and you just casually mention a thing that only happens in Florida and it ruins their whole day

one time i was talking to some guy and he was like “haha how do yall get alligators in your backyard? do you not have fences?” and i had to inform him that gators can absolutely climb fences

omw to go sit in your pool

this is why kennedy space center had to install fancy outward-curving fences around the launchpad, bc gators climbing over regular fences and getting on the launchpad could be very dangerous

I’d like to think that the “STOP 🛑” sign is also for the gators.

The gators don’t abide by our petty laws. They are…instigators.

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turns out they climb trees too. Like regularly. they tend to do it a lot less once they reach certain sizes, but like several crocodilian species turn out to have a whole development period where they spend a lot of time in trees, and we just never knew that until like 2014 because, understandably, nobody who was studying them thought “i wonder if I should look for a bunch of crocodiles up in the trees”

new phobia just dropped

haters will see multi-talented queens and develop a phobia

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Yeah Zagreus Hadesgame is a peak protagonist but can we talk about Chaos. Chaos is like?? Perfect. Wouldn't change a think. They're nonbinary. They're older than time itself. They can't read. They know exactly what everything says already. They want to study Zagreus like a bug. If Zagreus died they would destroy the entire world. Their skin is made of metal. Their voice reverberates off their throat. They don't know how to talk. They feel no stakes. Everything is important to them. Actually the more I say this the more I think that Chaos is the protagonist, actually.