I call this “tiktoks that would have been vines”

@kylosthetic look what popped up on my dash 

if there’s one thing to be thankful for its that tumblr has no group chat function it’s either a one-on-one faceoff in an alleyway or you’re outside on ur porch w a megaphone

why does this have over 200k notes 

oh… oh no…

i’m so sorry

you’d think i’d learn to expect it by now

Guys. Guys. Calculating tips. Just. Look at your bill. And move the decimal point one step left. That’s ten percent. Double that number. Now it’s twenty percent.

$100.00 bill? $10.000. Ten dollars. Double it. Twenty dollars. That’s a 20% tip.

$67.50? Now it’s $6.750. $6.75? Might as well be $7. Double it. Roughly $14. You’re not going to miss the change.

Please. I failed math three times

Sunshine

This comic is a goddamned mood.

petty level over 0.0000158 light years

There is a small and rather unsettling Easter Egg that can be found in the basement of Pokémon Mansion in Cinnabar in Let’s Go, Pikachu! and / or Eevee!, which relates to the backstory of the mansion and the legendary Pokémon elaborated on within.

You can find this piece of lore building only by approaching the large, unexplained machine pictured below, found in the mansion’s basement, with either Mew or Mewtwo as your active traveling companion outside its Poké Ball:

Mew and Mewtwo are the only two Pokémon in the game that will react in any way to this machine’s presence. Both will give a signal of surprise and approach the grim-looking machine, in turn prompting the player to speak to them for the accompanying bits of dialogue at the top. It’s a very small and easy to miss sliver of continuity but to me it speaks volumes about what must have happened in that mansion before it burned.

They remember this place.

have you guys seen this site where you can craft your own emojis out of other emoji bits (within reason)

I call this one BE NOT AFRAID

i made a pure good one thats all about loving your friends

i made me

I call it Yikes

When someone insults that thing you like

p-pwease, mr. obama

these are too cursed please stop

look at this absolutely FANTASTIC saltwater version of my eels. god. what a man. perfection exists and its name is diademichthys lineatus

clingfish are SO GOOD. here are some more for your perusal

Cochleoceps orientalis ^^

Discotrema crinophilum ^^ (my fave aside from D. lineatus)

Lepadichthys akiko ^^

Lepadichthys lineatus ^^

Lepadogaster lepadogaster ^^

Posidonichthys hutchinsi ^^

ohhhh. so many good men.

y e s

What the…

PS: One of them actually moved far enough to reach the water, then it despawned…

Ah yes

The rare land karkina

bless the land lobster

Why Isn’t Tumblr Freaking Out?!?!

Guys. Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed!!!!

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed!

I don’t know if I’ve said it enough. So…

ARTICLE 13 JUST GOT PASSED!!!!

I have been on tumblr all morning and haven’t seen one post about it yet! I don’t understand how!

ARTICLE 13 JUST GOT PASSED!!!!

It was a 438 to 226 fucking landslide vote too. (https://www.theverge.com/2018/9/12/17849868/eu-internet-copyright-reform-article-11-13-approved)

They’re voting on it one last time in January 2019, but that’s barely any time to change anything!!!!

You still have time to call your MEPs so PLEASE!!! Do so.

If you’re outside of the EU, sign this petition: https://www.change.org/p/axel-voss-save-the-internet-reject-article-13-and-11?recruiter=839558037&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=share_petition

If you don’t know what this means, it’s basically then end of how the internet currently is in Europe. Memes? Nope. Youtubers? Bye!

You’d need a license for everything!!!!

And my fellow Americans my be all like, well, what’s the big deal for us? It’s a Europe deal.

No, because the Youtubers there that you love so much? This effects them too! I’m freaking out because Jack, the person who helps my depression go away, may no longer be able to do what he does!

Guys, we need to stop this somehow. Please.

Call your MEPs. Sign petitions. Protest (Peacefully please. Don’t get hurt).

I’m sorry for tagging you guys if you don’t want to be or already know, I just want as many people to know as possible!

I can’t tag everyone, but if you see this, please reblog it. Spread the news. Sign the petition. Call your MEPs. Do what you can to help stop this from passing in January.

Keep reading

I don’t live in Europe but this needs to be spread

I’m spreading this because this is greatly unsettling to me. I live in europe and really can’t imagine how the future would look like.

I don’t live in Europe but I signed the petition and am signal boosting for all my EU pals. Call your MEPs!

Because they still have to vote for it two more times.. maybe .. that’s why?

All you Americans who are saying “I dont live in europe, but…” You do understand how the internet *works*, right? You *WILL* feel the backlash from this if things go through the way they are going now.

this needs to be spread. article 13 will effect the world.

wait WTF????????????

The fuckers who passed this deserve a metal chair to the head.

At least 10 times

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We need special re-adjustable straps for Kubrow and Kavats, because every time I extract I keep imagining my Space Pupper sadly whining. 

Save the Space Cats and Dogs! 

~ Pepperae the Valkyr and Maelgwyn the Kubrow

De take notes

i like to imagine ordis picks them up beforehand

will someone please explain this to me immediately

🅱️ E A C H T I M E

controversial opinion here but uhhhhh i think that playing games should be fun for everyone involved not just top tier players

THIS