I have no idea what I'm doing

I just saw someone called Jaster Mereel Nerd'alor and I am DED. Scrape me off the floor I cannot stop laughing. brb gonna change my display name everywhere to that. -cackles-

"my comfort character" being regulus fucking black is a special kind of mental illness

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

also reblog after voting

the current state of affairs while studying for yr 12 exams

i'm on tumblr, i'm depressed, i read fanfiction and listen to music all day and i'm obsessed with british men.

i can't tell if this is 2022 or 2014 anymore

When someone asks what my hobbies are

Star Wars: The Clone Wars characters as Whose Line Is It Anyway prompts

Anakin Skywalker:

Obi-Wan Kenobi:

Ahsoka Tano:

Captain Rex:

Commander Cody:

Fives:

Padmé Amidala:

Yoda:

Darth Maul:

Hondo Ohnaka:

English speakers: did you know that when you learn English, you get a FREE bonus language? Due to mutual intelligibility (when two languages are closely related enough that you can understand one if you know the other), if you are fluent in English, you can read literature in Scots. Because of the colonization and disenfranchisement of the Scottish people, it isn't very popular to write in Scots and authors get told nobody will read their books, so I HIGHLY suggest you do. Support colonized people writing in their own language! Support Scots!

Suggested Scots lit:

Trainspotting (cult classic about the life and times of heroin addicts, mostly known for the movie adaptation, but it was a book first. Probably the easiest to read on the list for people who know English but don't know Scots.)

Be Guid Tae Yer Mammy (a darkly comic family drama, involves interesting topics like invisible disability, is in fact very funny)

But'n'Ben A Go-Go (Scots cyberpunk! Suggest you start with one of the other books above and get used to Scots before tackling this one though. This is written in "What if Scots, but it's the future so it evolved some?" so reading it is definitely hard mode. But if you're up for the challenge, it's some solid SF.)

These are just three. Please add on with other books in Scots if you have any recommendations.

Lastly: Here is an online Scots-English dictionary to help you out, should you need it. Happy reading!

Production still, or bodice-ripper romance novel cover? You be the judge

hello everyone can you please reply with your favorite star wars reaction pics if you have any?? i feel like i always use the same two :/

my time has come (sources from pinterest comment sections and tumblr, i’ve only used these for personal reasons with friends so that’s as specific as it’s getting my apologies)

thank you so much you’re a legend

oh wait I have some

Reblogging because I will turn most of these into whatsapp stickers and I highly suggest y'all do the same, these are a gold mine

Sorry, this is all I got

JSHEAHSFDBFABSHDB

*helps myself to these memes*

I got… Uh, some stolen some I made

Some more additions for your collection~

Wait okay I have more

HELLO I AM HERE TO ADD SOME ADORABLE PORG REACTIONS

Crosshair in season 2 episode 1 of the bad batch after declining his only ride off the planet and staying on a little platform instead:

i swear titties are so hard not to look at they literally have some gravitational pull on my eyeballs idc

From Star Wars: Republic #53

I love the nomadic Jedi Masters but ngl they look like a D&D group that escaped into a Star Wars comic. 

y'know now that i think of it, mandalorians are not only encouraged to be good parents because of the reverence the culture has for children and those who raise them well, but also through the existence of parental divorce

cause like, imagine what people would say if they heard so-and-so's kid disowned them?

how shameful it must be

to know how terribly you have failed in this most honoured of roles

failed so utterly that the child would rather be clanless and houseless than bear the disgrace of your name

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

no come back ma’am

*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

underwater wife

Underwater love of my underwater life

Imma show off my aggressive pride flags before pride month ends.

The myth, the legend. Sixes

REX!!!