MELISSA BENOIST as Kara Danvers/Supergirl in SUPERGIRL
Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards
Alternatively - come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.
cowards
Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.
me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”
coworker: “damn dude was preordering”
other things this coworker (who is a cis guy) has done/said:
—got confused about why I’d never been a boy scout because he forgot i was trans
—told me he was gonna get top surgery scar tattoos to match me after i get mine
—laughs at all my trans jokes, even if they’re supremely unfunny
—calls me big dog (and him little dog) even though he is about as tall as two of me
— “I can’t believe she would say that transphobic thing to you. In June? Pride month?”
wait how could i forget!!!
—heard i was trans when i started working there but thought i was trans in the other direction so got offended on my behalf when he heard people calling me “he/him”
nothing I can say on this blog will be funnier than the things that come from this boy’s brain
after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020
3.13 | 6.10 Therapist!Lucifer
Awfully insightful of you, Lucifer. Maybe you should become a therapist.
Tony: So apparently the “bad vibes” I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
Spotted: Jessie Fleming carrying more soccer balls than is reasonable for a person her size.
Image Credit: from TSN interview with Shelina Zadorsky
>is believed to be extinct
>shows up out of nowhere to be photographed for two hours
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves
Tobin Heath, Christen Press | RE—INC, Written in the Stars Collection - July 2023
