people who have not worked in the service industry in years (if at all, ever) will be like “you have to work SATURDAYS? 😰” yeah man things you guys go to are open those days. So there i must fucking be
“that sucks so bad” after awhile it is just a day. Saturdays have not meant anything to me since i was like eighteen. they are nothing.
“But life went on, even at times like this, and it was surprising how easy it was to keep going as though nothing had changed. I found it strange that I could walk down the street and appear normal, just like anyone else. That I could be in complete turmoil inside, and yet my reflection in a shop window could look the same as it ever had.”
— Moshi Moshi, Banana Yoshimoto
sluttiest thing a man can do is know how to cook delicious meals
so glad i did
how long do i have to romanticise my life for before it actually gets romantic? just curious.
downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because
followed by
is such a funny sequence
i find most people who haven't seen it in person don't know that cairo is RIGHT THERE
I loved these perspectives so I took some of my own when I was in Cairo and yeah, they're literally just. Right there. Pass em on your way to work, nbd
No, y'all don't even understand.
There is literally a Pizza Hut across the street from the pyramids.
That Pizza Hut among other things is why Egyptologists laugh their asses off when we see another piece of media where the protagonists get "lost in the desert near the pyramids", because it's like... just turn around my dudes you're only a seven min walk away from the nearest fastfood shop
She’s amazing. Wait, what am I saying? This is Yuri, my enemy. But… why does it feel like I’ve been zapped by a million volts of electricity when I look at her?
XO, KITTY — 1.06 “BYOB”
I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me
