Welcome!

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

Him face

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

Howdy! I’m at 481~ followers and to celebrate nearly being at 500, I’ve got a raffle going.

There will be ONE PRIZE- a fullbody like above. Doesn’t need to be of a dragon character either. HOWEVER, every additional person who joins my patreon here https://www.patreon.com/catastrophyte will add on an additional prize of a headshot, also shown above, so there may be multiple winners. If I get 3 new patrons I’ll turn that fullbody into a painting like this

HOW TO ENTER: - reblog this post - be following me

That’s all!

This ends whenever I get 500 followers. I’ll update you on my follower count. Good luck!!

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th

tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless 

I hope this never dies. I hope None Pizza with Left Beef will go down in Internet history alongside such legends as the Rickroll and He-Man’s rendition of “What’s Going On”.

YES NONE PIZZA WITH THE LEFT BEEF

NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF

NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

I love the good luck cat. And we can all use a little luck

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

I love Meatloaf. :)

Bless Meatloaf

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

I’m nearing another milestone so YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Welcome to APOTHEOSEITY’S ~700 RAFFLE! The information is in the image, but I’ll also transcribe it here:

How to enter:

Rules: 

Prizes:

3rd - A fullbody sketch of your choice of character

2nd - An unshaded drawing of your choice of character

1st - A fully shaded/rendered drawing of your choice of character (example character is owned by @/no-toriety 

This ends a month from now on September 6th! 

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

Okay I reblogged and got into the entrepreneurship program I wanted. This WORKS

Reblogging for some added help for the coming months

I've done it

reblog for luck. You dont know what kind of luck, but there will be luck

Pokemon - Virizion

Graceful legend galloping through the forest.

Needed something to practice rendering a while back, so I drew one of my favorite legendaries! Posted first for Patrons about a week ago, but finally had time to post it here. ^^

You can support me and help make more art like this by tipping me on my Patreon! Any and all help is more than greatly appreciated. <3 https://www.patreon.com/gingy_K_fox

Eight Rainbows! WOW Lehigh Valley, PA [960 x 960]

reblog for good luck 

Leprechaun convention.

Leprecon

GODDAMNIT

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

Hey, I’ll give it a shot!

You god damn fools look what you’ve done

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

​this worked last night lets go for round two

I really need some good luck rn

October 10, 2019Mental Health day.

A very simplified version of a very serious, very complex matter.

#pascalcampion

Slide this fast and look at the magic

Reblog for good luck if you saw purple!!!

Original post here 

WHoT IN THE NAME OF DARK MAGIC IS THIS OMF

This was fun until I scrolled page 7 reblogs lol

You live in a world where kids can learn one magical ability before the age of 16. Your parents have just enrolled you in a flight school. On the first day, you are brought to the edge of space and dropped. You must learn to fly before you hit the ground.

I’ve always had a sinking feeling in my stomach when I thought of my first time trying to learn a power..

Though, it’s harder to call it sinking when you’re literally falling.

Now, that was me as I was dropped from the edge of space. They told us we were 62 miles up, at some kind of line or another. I think it started with a K or C? But getting back to the point, my stomach felt like it had a black hole in it, trying to suck up everything in me. Admittedly, I threw up less than a minute after I was dropped. After that, I did my hardest to fly. I spread my body, did a pose, flapped my arms, anything that could indicate flying. But nothing worked, and I just fell faster and faster. I’d gone skydiving before, but with the knowledge I couldn’t pull a chute to bring me down safely, I started praying.

There has to be some god out there that wouldn’t let someone die in a powers test, right? Somebody up there wouldn’t let someone go out in an embarrassing way such as this? “Kid trying to learn to fly just splats on the ground instead.” is what the headline would read. The praying lasted a good while, I’d like to say 10-15 miles of the 62. I said my goodbyes, I cried, I was angry. I must have gone through every emotion there is to feel. I felt my regrets and my sins battling against my good deeds and righteous moments, one side trying to conquer the other so my fate in the afterlife could be decided.

But soon enough, sooner than expected, things on the ground got bigger. A blur of cities turned into individual buildings, houses were no longer too close to be counted as one big row, and cars no longer looked like ants. I looked straight down at the stadium that was meant to act as the landing pad once we actually flew. I could barely make out the face of instructor, nor the students that went before me, but I’m sure the look on their faces were ones of horror, watching a student plummet to the ground, to their demise. But hey, I might as well go out like a hero, right? At the very end of my fall, I accepted my end, and I tried to stick a superhero landing as I hit the ground, and everything went black.

I woke up in the hospital, my eyes opening to the sight of my family all standing over me. It was very confusing for the next couple minutes, as there was a lot of hugging and crying and apologizing from everyone, but soon enough the doctor came in and explained everything.

Apparently, my power isn’t flight! My body has the ability to absorb hard blows. So anything like getting hit by a car, or falling off a building can’t hurt me! Though, I did hear they’d be needing to repair the groundwork of the stadium now..

Via @iamdylancurran (Twitter)

I’ll repost this whenever I see it on my dashboard.

fuck…

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

Alright everyone here is a masterpost of my cats facial expressions… enjoy

This is how anime artists get ideas for facial expressions. Just look at cats for a while and draw.

@the-aefe I guess so lmao

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

today is the day

reblog the cherry pie to be ok