Throws out the mac & cheese box because they have the instructions memorized Squad

LEO, Scorpio, Aries, Aquarius, Gemini, Taurus

Signs That Are Literally Up To Something All The Time

GEMINI, SCORPIO, Sagittarius, Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn, Virgo

The Seventh House

Sun in the Seventh- You’re my light, my love.

Moon in the seventh- I love you, I hate you.

Mercury- Make me laugh. Then I’m yours.

Venus- Lets smoke cigarettes together and pose on balconies.

Mars- Fight me then kiss me.

Jupiter- You answered my celestial calling.

Saturn- Stay away, but not too far away.

Uranus- My defibrillator lover.

Neptune- Fantasy love affair. Now I’m hooked.

Pluto- Eyes only for you. Eyes only for me.

the signs as common vine phrases

aries: deez nuts

aquarius: bruh

cancer: where they at tho

capricorn: gratata

gemini: 21

leo: dafuq

libra: bish whet

pisces: a potato

sagittarius: get out mi car

scorpio: barely

taurus: look at all those chickens

virgo: you not my dad

-mina :-)

Juno in the Signs

Juno

Juno, known as the Goddess of marriage, traditionally symbolized the idealized life partner. She represents the values and attitudes, which reveal themselves in the institution of marriage.

In the signs, Juno represents how we deal with our intimacy needs, what we look for in a mate, and qualities we present in a partnership.

Juno in Aries: Requires full autonomy and independence in relationships. They tend to be attracted to strong, dominant, assertive, leading individuals.

Juno in Taurus: Requires stability in relationships. They tend to be attracted to dependable, trustworthy, reliable, and steady partners. Needs a lot of physical contact from partner.

Juno in Gemini: Requires open lines of communication and verbal stimulation in relationships. They may desire more than one mate, or a multi-talented/faced partner. Attracted to intelligence, wittiness, and spontaneity.

Juno in Cancer: Requires emotional intimacy and nurturance from their relationship. Tend to be attracted to Mother archetypes; caring, gentle, trustworthy, loving, nurturing, etc.

Juno in Leo: Requires admiration and pazazz (think exciting, unpredictable teenflick drama) in their relationship. They are attracted to grandiose, glamorous, hearty, warm, exciting, outgoing, and complimenting types of people.

Juno in Virgo: Requires a partner who wants to reach for perfection with Juno Virgo. Are attracted to hard-working, put-together, clean, intelligent, and charming types of people.

Juno in Libra: Requires a sense of equality in a relationship. If the relationship is off-balance, off goes Juno Libra! They are attracted to social, charming, magnetic, diplomatic, conversationalist types.

Juno in Scorpio: Requires emotional intensity and intimate connection (both sexual and non-sexual) to partner. Attracted to mysterious, sensual, radical, quiet, professional, and intelligent types.

Juno in Sagittarius: Requires adventure, and open-mind, and intellectual stimulation from partner. Tend to be attracted to outgoing, philosophical, thinker, adventuresome, open-minded, exciting, and zesty types.

Juno in Capricorn: Requires stability, depth, and commitment in a relationship. They are attracted to hard-working, independent, aloof, and provider types of people.

Juno in Aquarius: Requires freedom and eccentricity in a relationship. They are attracted to wacky, quirky, individualistic, confident, intellectual, and humanitarian types.

Juno in Pisces: Requires emotional, spiritual, and mental transcendence from unity of a relationship. Tend to be attracted to dreamy, sensitive, psychic, intuitive, martyr, spiritual, and romantic types.

 NOTE: Venus and Mars signs provide a general insight on why and who we are attracted. Juno signs represent more of who we are attracted to when searching for a life partner.

sending hate

a short and sweet “kill urself”: Scorpio, Aries, Aquarius

long, detailed explanation of exactly why you are scum: Taurus, Cancer, Leo

hate disguised as being nice or helpful: Sagittarius, Libra, Capricorn

doesn’t send hate because they weren’t raised by wolves: Pisces, Virgo, Gemini

Character Flaws

dalina: aries, gemini, libra, sagittarius, aquarius, pisces adriana: taurus, cancer, leo, virgo, scorpio, capricorn

Myers Briggs as the Four Elements...

ESFP: Earth

ESTP: Fire

ISFP: Earth

ISTP: Air

ESFJ: Water

ESTJ: Fire

ISFJ: Earth

ISTJ: Air

ENFJ: Earth

ENFP: Water

INFJ: Air

INFP: Water

ENTJ: Fire

ENTP: Water

INTJ: Fire

INTP: Air

The signs as Greek Gods/Goddesses

Aries: Ares / God of chaotic war.

Taurus: Gaia / Goddess of the Earth, also known as Mother Earth.

Gemini: Peitha / Goddess of persuasion.

Cancer: Elpis / The spirit of Hope.

Leo: Zeus / Leader of the Olympic gods, and god of lightning, thunder, and the heavens.

Virgo: Momus / God of satire, writers, and poets.

Libra: Aphrodite / Goddess of love and beauty.

Scorpio: Eros / God of love, procreation and sexual desire.

Sagittarius: Hermes / God of commerce and travel, and messenger of the gods.

Capricorn: Themis / Ancient goddess of divine order, law, and custom.

Aquarius: Hecate / Goddess of magic, witchcraft, ghosts, and the undead.

Pisces: Athena / Goddess of wisdom, poetry, and art.

Bubbles: Pisces, Taurus, Libra, Gemini

Buttercup: Cancer, Capricorn, Sagittarius, Aries

Blossom: Leo, Virgo, Aquarius, Scorpio 

The “Ruins Their Own Life By Looking Up Spoilers” Squad

GEMINI, Sagittarius, Libra, Pisces, Aries, Virgo