
JESUS CHRIST

“I’m a horrible father”
THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE
AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK
The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning


oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

This is the post that killed me
This is the post that killed him.

IT GOT BETTER
Happy Easter!
It’s Murder time at college so everything’s chaos
A few people have been asking so let me explain
Murder’s a game my college does every year where everyone’s given a plastic knife with someone’s name on it. The knives are shoved under your door at midnight and for the next week you have to try and ‘kill’ the person on your knife. If you kill them, you get their knife and have to kill that person, and so on, until there is one lone survivor. You can’t kill someone in the dining hall or in their room, or if they’re naked. I’m pretty sure the prize is a bottle of vodka.
It gets super intense; some floors unscrew most of their lights to make it harder to find the right person, or keep the fire emergency doors closed with black garbage bags taped up so you can’t even see into the floor. Some people walk around in nothing but a towel so that if someone comes at them they can just drop it and be immune. People walk in groups. Everyone’s suspicious of everyone. Friends are no longer trusted. No one and nowhere is safe.

i want this
#lemonade

Yes!
Mikaila Ulmer, now age 11, is the CEO and founder of BeeSweet Lemonade, a company she started at age 4.
Here’s a brief video with her résumé.
She tells how she got Whole Foods to stock her product
and her mission to save the bees…
…while educating kids and families in workshops on how they can save them too.
Here’s her website.

Beyoncé // Daddy Lessons
President Obama tries to get a driver’s license

Lmao

Name another MOTHAFUCKIN president lit as Obeezy
Beyonce’s “Lemonade” brought writer Ijeoma Oulo to tears: It says a lot more about her and what it means to be a black woman than it does about Jay Z (via guardian)
if there’s one piece of advice I have for anyone in high school right now, it’s that community college isn’t a bad option. like at all. in fact I’m pretty sure if I hadn’t gone to community college before I transferred to my current university, I wouldn’t be prepared whatsoever. don’t be embarrassed to attend community college if your grades aren’t up to par or even if you can’t decide on a school or a major yet. you’ll save tons of money and I guarantee you that you’ll learn so much from the experience. there was always a stigma with community college when I was in high school but believe me when I say it’s all bullshit. don’t rule out community college ok?
The 1906 San Francisco Earthquake struck 110 years ago on the morning of April 18, 1906. With an estimated magnitude of 7.9, it was one of the worst natural disasters in U.S. history, with the earthquake and subsequent fires claiming more than 3,000 lives, and leaving half the city’s population homeless.
The National Archives Catalog holds over 150 photos related to the San Francisco Earthquake from multiple federal agencies, departments and congressional committees, including:
- Photographs of the Aftermath of the San Francisco Earthquake, 1906 - 1906, Records of the Office of the Quartermaster General, RG: 92.
- Photographs of the Aftermath of the San Francisco Earthquake, 4/1906. Records of the Bureau of Public Roads, RG: 30.
- Images Collected by Brigadier General Adolphus W. Greely, Chief Signal Officer (Searching “San Francisco Earthquake”). Records of the Office of the Chief Signal Officer, RG: 111.
- Photographs of American Military Activities, (Searching “San Francisco Earthquake”). Records of the Office of the Chief Signal Officer. RG: 111.
- Committee Papers of the Senate Committee on Printing of the 60th Congress (Searching “San Francisco Earthquake”). Series: Committee Papers. Records of the U.S. Senate, RG: 46.
- Combined Military Service Digital Photographic Files, (Searching “San Francisco Earthquake”). Records of the Office of the Secretary of Defense, RG: 330.
- Subject Files, (Searching “San Francisco Earthquake”). Records of Naval Districts and Shore Establishments, RG: 181
A view of busy Market Street looking southward. This shot may be taken just before the earthquake hit. There is no date on the photo. National Archives Identifier: 6598315
More on the San Francisco Earthquake from the National Archives:
- San Francisco Earthquake, 1906, From the Center for Legislative Archives (on Tumblr as @congressarchives)
- 1906 San Francisco Earthquake and Fire Documents about the earthquake aftermath, from the National Archives at San Francisco.
- When an American City Is Destroyed, via Prologue Magazine How the U.S. military became the “first responders” and took charge when an earthquake struck San Francisco a century ago.
what do we want? improved foreign language education in English speaking countries
when do we want it? when we’re younger and have better neuroplasticity
11 things Bernie Sanders has accomplished that you probably don’t know about
I’m Feeling The Bern, and even I didn’t know about all of these things.
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He has a history of being able to compromise. Something people like to say he has trouble doing.
- Do you remember the VA waiting list scandal, Sanders introduced VA legislation that resulted in the hiring of over 14,000 new doctors, nurses, and medical staff, possibly saving thousands of veteran’s lives. Reducing backlogging by almost 90%
- He’s known for being able to work with other people in congress. He got his VA legislation passed by working with John McCain and other people within the Senate
- In 2002, Sanders introduced an amendment against the Bush Administration’s legislation that would’ve cut pensions of older workers by as much as 50 percent. He then later passed another amendment that helped 130,000 IBM workers regain $320 million in pension benefits.
- In 1999, through an act of kindness, Bernie became the first Member of Congress to take a busload of Americans across the border into Canada to purchase prescription drugs. That’s how passionate he feels about this issue. Many were breast-cancer patients and others in desperate need of medication.
- Do you like free credit reports? You can thank Bernie Sanders. He introduced legislation to allow consumers to receive free credit reports and free credit scores.
- During the debate over the Affordable Care Act, Sen. Sanders worked with Rep. Jim Clyburn and won a deal which dramatically increased access to community health centers. These centers provide primary medical care, dental care, low-cost prescription drugs and mental health counseling to more than 24 million Americans.
- In 2009, when milk prices plummeted, Sanders was able to win $350 million in additional aid for struggling dairy farmers many of whom were on the brink of bankruptcy. No one thought this would pass congress. Many thought this amendment was pie-in-the-sky. Not only did it pass the Senate, it became law.
- Is Bernie Sanders serious about climate change? He modified a 2009 climate change bill which resulted in more than 86,000 energy efficient buildings, the installation of more than 9,500 solar energy systems, and the creation of thousands of good-paying jobs.
- During 2009 and 2010, insiders in both parties were talking about cutting Social Security benefits. In response, Bernie Sanders formed the Defend Social Security Caucus in the Senate and helped form a grassroots coalition of senior citizens, veterans, the disabled, women, and labor groups to oppose these bipartisan cuts. As a result his efforts helped dramatically change the political momentum. When Sanders offered an amendment opposing Social Security cuts in 2013, it passed the Senate by acclamation.
- Concerned about Bernie’s plan to break up the banks? Over 160 economists have endorsed Bernie Sanders’ plan to break up too-big-to-fail banks and enact a 21st-century version of the Glass-Steagall Act.
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Those are just a few of his accomplishments. I could go into how he helped Jessie Jackson and the Rainbow Coalition,
his involvement in the Congress of Racial Equality, his rich history of courageous civil rights activism in the face of adversity,
my future wife (cradling our newborn baby): isn’t this just the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen?
me (thinking about that video i saw where a guy solved rubik’s cubes while also juggling them): uhh it’s definitely up there

8-Year-Old Yemeni Child Dies At Hands Of 40-Year-Old Husband On Wedding Night
An eight year-old child bride died in Yemen on her wedding night after suffering internal injuries due to sexual trauma. Human rights organizations are calling for the arrest of her husband, who was five times her age.
“According to the United Nations Population Fund (UNFPA), between 2011 and 2020, more than 140 million girls will become child brides. Furthermore, of the 140 million girls who will marry before the age of 18, 50 million will be under the age of 15.”
In February 2009, a law was created in Yemen that set the minimum age for marriage at 17. Unfortunately, it was repealed after more conservative lawmakers called it un-Islamic.
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