I am nothing

I’m in mutuals with a lot of people I’ve never spoken to and if that’s you then I just want you to know that I’ve definitely thought about talking to you at one point and then got scared

You know skinny jeans are gonna go out of style eventually but we’re gonna keep wearing them. They’re gonna become mum jeans. Parent style. People are gonna be like “oh my god dad your jeans are so tight it’s so embarrassing please put something else on” and you’re gonna be like “oh yes because those flappy impractical things are so much better” and you will feel superior but really you will be Uncool. You will be Uncool and you won’t see it, just like your parents. This is your fate. 

lmfao

I just want to publicly unleash my wrath at Disney Channel for making me believe high school would be a thrilling feudally hierarchized warzone, until I actually got there and realized it was more like an “if you’re shy and average looking then literally nothing at all will happen to you during four years” kind of experience.

that is pure happiness right there

my look ? going through a hard time

hell,, hell fire

don’t look at me in that tone of voice

Nothing great was ever built on excuses. You can’t whine your way through life. Kick your inner-whiner’s ass and get to living the good life. — Bryant McGill

cool pics but at what cost

School and Tumblr

fat fuckin dimebag of pure colombian cocaine

my entire life is me dropping things and whispering ‘fuck’

like objects, dreams, expectations, opportunities and relationships

Tried to take a picture of my Christmas tree, and my cat decided it’s the perfect time for a glamor shot

that cat is huge

the cat is sitting on a table not a rug