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"A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies.
The man who never reads lives only one."
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in less than three years we will have adults born in the 2000’s 

the funny thing about this is that both people born in the 2000s are reblogging this freaking out because they arent ready to be adults and people who were born before the 2000s are freaking out about how they feel old and that it cant be happening because all people born in the 2000s are like 4

“Every time someone says we don’t need feminism anymore, things like this come to mind. Due to insufficient dowry this young girl’s husband lacerated her face with a razor blade.” (Gwalior - India) - ph. Adrian Fisk

if you say you don’t need feminism, you are selfish. selfish that you have not stop to think about the millions of girls and women and trans women who are either getting killed, mutilated, raped, or sold into sex slavery and child marriages. for fucks sake, the women’s right to vote in the US isnt even a hundred years old yet. women in the work force is still recent. the first american women to go into  space was in 1983. the firs women to be credited for a marvel movie just happened. like firsts are still happening. and women are still getting murdered for being women. WE NEED FEMINISM

So when Women Against Feminism say “I don’t need feminism because we’re already equal,” what they’re actually saying is “I’ve got mine, so fuck you.”

Have I reblogged this before? In any case, it doesn’t diminish the relevance.

Source: facebook.com

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

Yes, Captain America has LEGS!

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“Not today small ensemble”

“Yam is meat”

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“You don’t just eat ‘em.”

“dikkdikk”

“Black sheep.” mischeviaki

“Boon sweat”

Always remember POP culture

“my kaZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! iheartpkmn

you have pretty tits

“comedy golf”

:^)

“Titterling ling ling ling ling ling, Don’t let your phone ring ring ring ring ring ring”

“right colin?”

“Vampire girlfriends are Venus”

*hovers hand over shoulder* son *interpretive dance* it’ll all be oger soon

my diYUCK

“corn rolls”

What’s brown and sticky

“You know what else is cheesy? 

Cheese.”

The many stages of reading slumps

Step 1: ‘I can’t be in another reading slump! I will tackle my TBR and emerge victorious. You’re not going to hold me back, brain.’

Step 2: *reads 50 pages of about 750 books* ‘NOOOOO!’

Step 3: *mumbles about reading slump* *posts on blog about reading slump* *tells family and friends about reading slump*

Step 4: ‘So the hundreds of books I own already aren’t working for me so I should definitely go to the bookstore and/or library to get more’

Step 5: ‘I know, I’ll re-read Harry Potter!’

Step 6: *puts on sad song and stares at books longingly* ‘I miss you…’

Step 7: *after what feels like centuries, reads 50 books in a week to make up for lost time*

Step 8: Repeat

what she says: i’m fine
what she means: it has been eight years since the release of the final harry potter book and seventeen years since the battle of hogwarts, and still i am not over the death of remus lupin. excluding his seven years at school, which were happy thanks to his friends (though still marred by both his lycanthropy and the war being waged around him), his entire life was filled with hardship and sadness. the prejudice he experienced meant not only that he was he lonely and excluded from society, but that he also lived much of his life in poverty as he was unable to find work. he lost his four closest friends, who were the brightest things in his life, in quick succession, and was left alone in the world to struggle with his condition. when 12 years later one of his friends miraculously returned to him, it was only to be cruelly taken away from him again after two short years. despite all of this he remained compassionate and kind. his lycanthropy was also the stem of much self hatred, leading him to believe that he did not deserve to find love or build a family, scared of the hardships that his condition might inflict upon them. it was soon after he finally managed to accept himself for who he was, and found love and happiness in nymphadora tonks and his son, teddy, that he (and his wife) were violently torn from the world, leaving their newborn son orphaned, and meaning that there were no longer any marauders left alive.

Then he heard a terrible cry that pulled at his insides, that expressed agony of a kind that neither flame nor curse could cause, and he stood up, swaying, more frightened than he had been that day, more frightened, perhaps, than he had been in his whole life…

I really hate Harry. The more I think about it, the more I hate him. He was such a whiney sook, always sulking and having tantrums. When he smashed up Dumbledore’s office at the end of OotP that was when I lost all respect for him.

are you fUCKING KIDDING ME BITCH

HARRY HAD LOST EVERYTHING. EVERYONE HE LOVED.

AND THEN THAT MOTHERFUCKER BELLATRIX JUST FUCKING KILLED HIS FATHER FIGURE

WOULDNT YOU BE ANGRY IF YOUR FATHER WAS FUCKING KILLED?

YOU FUCKING BET YOU WOULD.

FUKKITY BYE

Oh my GOD

THAT DID NOT END THE WAY I EXPECTED IT TO

…OH MY GOD

I was already hating the dude halfway through it, like “oh boy here we go the ‘nice’ guy once more” HAHAHAHAHAHA OF COURSE IT WAS SNAPE

i thought “potions master” was some sort of metaphor and I was confused

=‘‘‘D

BYE

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when I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

Dammit lol

holy dick.

Omg laughing so hard

NEVER TAKE YOUR SIBLINGS FOR GRANTED

To those of you who have siblings:

Whether you’re best friends

And you never go anywhere without each other

Or you fight all the time

Or don’t know each other that well

Or even at all

Even when they annoy you

Or take your stuff

You have someone who you were born to love

And someone who was born to love you

You have someone who would probably die for you

Even if they wouldn’t admit it

So tell your sibling that you love them today

Even if they look at you weird

Cuz you’ll never know how lucky you are

Until you don’t have them.

With Love, 

An Only Child

Best plot twist EVER 

SHIT VOLDEMORT

What if we’re all fictional characters and we’ve already died

Here I am just scrolling through my dash all good and shit and then you gotta drop this deep shit on me

im reading the tags and its literally the funniest shit

and when real people die, they become fictional characters

That means that none of us are boring and all of us are exciting enough to write books about

ALOIS. FUCK. TRANCY.

hey everyone! I’ve put together a study/revision printable pack for those of you taking exams and test. This 5 page printable covers everything you need to plan and prepare for your upcoming examinations. The contents include:

  1. Study planning - colour codes, assessment details
  2. Topics to study from your syllabus plan
  3. A study techniques page, so you can decide how you want to study
  4. A schedule for planning your time
  5. Motivation page - so all that planning doesn’t go to waste!

THE PRINTABLE CAN BE DOWNLOADED IN PDF FORM FOR FREE FROM MY GOOGLE DRIVE. TO ACCESS, CLICK HERE!

I hope this helps some of you out - I have taken on board lots of different suggestions to put together my most comprehensive printable to date.

Enjoy, and if you try it, please let me know how you find it! xo

they got mad

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

So I’d be angry too if people kept this shit up every single year.

i am going to reblog this until i die

…oh