Holy shit

WHAT?!

Imagine Ginny Weasley walking through the halls and getting catcalled by a few boys. “Looking hot, Weasley!” One of them yells. Behind her, Fred and George start doing ridiculous poses, blowing kisses to the unsuspecting boys.

“I know,” they say in unison.

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Happy Josh Fight Day!!!

Lost Fics

This is where I put fics that I haven’t had a chance to look for or have and have come up with nothing. So if you know any of these, feel free to message me. I may not catch it if you use the ‘reply’ function. Thanks!!! I clear it out twice a month last clear out was 4/3

bamf stiles fic where he returns to beacon fields as an adult with control over his spark bc of tattoos, he becomes a cop with his dad and the pack all get protection tattoos? i remember erica screaming in a bar and everyone gets tense but its just bc she heard her favourite song on the radio

Stiles gives out wrong numbers to people who he’s slept with, one of those numbers belong to derek an malia. Either theo/matt messages derek thinking he’s stiles an sending dick pics and when he tells them they have the wrong number and has to send a picrure as proof, they start hitting on him. Now he goes in search of stiles by texting different variations of his number where he finds malia an learns she also gets messages looking for stiles.

end of the world and stiles and derek “confess” to each other right before they think they’re gonna die (pretty sure it’s like “hey” “yeah me too” or something like that) and then they don’t die. ands then it keeps happening where they keep half-assing confessing how they feel about each other but dont really do anything about it until the end.

sterek’s POV storytelling,like an interview or memoirs. Derek was a straight professional athlete (football player?) and one day he hooks up with Stiles in some club. They keep seeing each other after but Derek stays in the closet/denial. Eventually Derek has to choose between his career and Stiles and he chooses Stiles. I think before Derek quits, his teammates treat him badly overall and during some big game. The last chapter briefly describes their life together after many years. Derek isn’t playing anymore and Stiles is working in IT (not sure about that)

baseball au where Stiles scouts (?) Derek because his dad asked for his help. Stiles has a different work but he is good at watching players and his dad can’t go because he is injured at that time. There’s a younger Boyd at this motel/inn they stayed in and Stiles helped him get drafted/scouted at the end.

stiles had a migraine and hid in his room, when derek went to check on him, stiles whispers something like ‘i hope any werewolves know to take off their shoes’. derek tries taking stiles’ pain at one point and isnt expecting how much it hurts, even though stiles warned him that scott couldnt handle it.  derek had tried going through the window but it was locked and derek panics a little bc he goes through the house and everything is dark and smells of sickness

Theo is apart of the pack, the part I remember is Theo leaning over Melissa’s sink throwing up, he says something about metal tasting like mercury bc of a metal bowl, Malia then squishes the bowl with her hands and Melissa yells at her, and I remember a part where Malia thinks ‘sorry mom, never again,’ and then ‘four legged trickster’

stiles befriended erica early on while peter was still the alpha and after a bad seizure she ends up in a wheelchair for a while and stiles takes her out to a diner and to meet some of the others (?) and when they leave the diner peter attacks and (possibly?) bites erica

this series. It was only two stories long and it centered around Stiles getting drunk with the Pack. I remember Scott telling the pack that Stiles gets philosophical when he drinks whiskey, and the second story centered around Stiles drinking vodka. Or they might have been switched.

at the jungle where all the pack is dancing, celebrating graduation or something and they all kiss each other and it’s really cute. and stiles and scott look at each other and just burst out laughing. then stiles and derek make out in the parking lot where they’re caught by stile’s dad? and bc derek is drunk he giggles all the way home

AU'ish Sterek fic that starts with season 1. Main thing is that the Stillinskis are close with the Hales and are in the know. So Derek stays with the Stillinskis. This results in a scene later on where Kate is trying (and failing) to find Derek, while Derek is out shopping and chatting with the locals. Also (though this might actually be a different fic) Stiles is a were fox, and the Coach is his uncle and also knows about the supernatural due to a baby-sitting incident.

derek sleeps with stiles and then Stiles sees Derek and Braeden together. He leaves beacon hills and after a long a time he returns back. He also has cancer.

Scott and Stiles fic, they took the jeep out into the woods and got high together and made out(maybe had sex I don’t remember) it had quite a few song names and lyrics in it

Stiles is a spark, but due to the Hale fire, Derek is afraid of the spark. This all goes downhill and Stiles tries to eliminate his spark, but Derek and Deaton find out and Stiles almost dies.

ics where the pack get turned into toddlers. I think specifically it was Erica, Boyd, Isaac, Scott, Allison, Jackson and Lydia? But they’re still themselves mentally for a few days and as time goes on, their minds start to regress. During all this, Stiles and Derek have basically become a domestic married couple until they accidentally have a conversation about feelings and end up fighting because Stiles confessed. Derek ends up running out of the new Hale house, where they’ve been staying and doesn’t come back for like a day. When he does come back, Stiles is beyond pissed at being left to raise toddlers on his own and he basically tells Derek he doesn’t care what his answer is because either way, they have to be there for the pack while they’re vulnerable. From that point on, they become a functional team. I think at one point their research turns into a movie night where the kids fall asleep on them

Avengers and the Maximoff twins went to Beacon Hills. When they left, they took the twins’ cousin Stiles with them

ABO is standard, but without werewolves. Stiles lives with his grandfather, after first his father and then his mother die. Both Stiles and Derek are alphas and have an enemies to lovers kind of thing but alpha/alpha relationships are not widely accepted and Stiles’ grandfather very much disapproves.

stiles returns from college on a break or something, he has muscles and maybe tattoos I don’t remember but he spars with a stick and beats derek and he’s like none of u except Cora asked about my life in college I learned magic.

stiles being kidnapped when he was younger or something like that and he was with the hunters I think or the bad guys and he returns but nobody recognizes him because he has scars in his face or something like that? And stiles I don’t remember if he has amnesia or not but he starts remembering the pack

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“I am a god, you dull creature. And I will not be bullied by… “

#lol

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE!

Unmute

Reblogging because we all need a laugh

I will never forgive or forget what Donald Trump has done. And it will be a cold day in Hell before I ever vote for a Republican.

Prompt I will never do anything with: instead of being given to the Dursleys, Harry Potter is put up for adoption and is adopted by the Addams Family

Gomez, being forcibly removed from the stands of a Hogwarts quidditch match for the third time: MY BOY! MY BOY’S UP THERE! HE’S SEEKER!

McGonagall, sweating: Mr. Addams, how do you keep sneaking onto grounds

As I said to @door :

Wednesday is woefully jealous of how dramatic Harry’s origin is and fiercely protective of him, only SHE is allowed to torture him

Harry’s hair would be more slicked back and shinier than Draco could ever hope to achieve Harry still gets sorted into Gryffindor Morticia says he gets that from Gomez’ side of the family

Meanwhile Wednesday gets into Hogwarts as well,

*During House assigning*

Professor McGonnagal: Wednesday Addams.

Wednesday *begins to get up*

Sorting hat: Yeah no, no, sit back down kid. You’re Slytheren. I have never been more sure of anything in my existence.

*Later at Slytheren dorm*

Draco: Well look, if it isn’t Potter’s little Mudblood sister, listen up you little…

Wednesday: *Shoots Malfoy a glare which instantly silences him.* You will listen to me and listen carefully. I do not like repeating myself. Harry is off limits. In fact, everyone in Gryffondor is off limits, that goes for the rest of you. If you cause ANY trouble for my adopted brother, you will answer directly to me. Is this understood?

Draco:…Yes mum.

*Later in potions class*

Snape: Potter, you were two seconds late, twenty points from Gryffondor.

Wednesday: *Picks up beaker and smashes it on the floor.* Professor Snape. I have wilfully destroyed school property. I believe that is a twenty point deduction from Slytheren house.

Snape: Did you? Well I didn’t see it so.

Wednesday: *Gets up, walks to the front of the class, looking Snape in the eye the entire time, smashes another beaker on the ground right in front of him.* Twenty. Points. From Slytheren.

Snape:….. Alright then twenty points from Slytheren.

Wednesday: *Returns to seat, still glaring at Snape*

Snape: Now before we get on with classes I have the results of last weeks pop quiz, fairly expected stuff, Mr. Weasley you did adequate, but your penmanship was atrocious which is…

Wednesday *Grabs another beaker and holds it up with a look on her face that says ‘I can keep this up as long as you can old man’*

Snape:….Something you should work on in the future.

*Later*

Draco: Can’t you just expel her professor?

Snape: Well I could in theory, but considering her muggle father keeps somehow sneaking in here I think whether she has permission to be here or not is rather Academic. Besides, I’m not crossing her after what she did to Umbridge.

Draco: *Shudders* Don’t remind me.

This is one of those posts I’m going to watch for hopefully in future to see what awesome new additions it gets. Go on Tumblr, be brilliant!

please keep me informed as well

I just imagined the third book when they learn Sirius Black is trying to kill Harry, and is his godfather.

Gomez: well that makes him family, we must invite him over.

Harry: but father, everyone says he’s trying to kill me.

Gomez: oh, of course, how thoughtless of me. Lurch, put away the swords for guests and sharpen up the good swords we use for special occasions! A relative visiting is one thing, but a murderous relative needs to be celebrated.

Harry: thank you, father.

XD and as soon as they find sirius is innocent hed be welcomed into the family with open arms.

Can you imagine the Addams during the fight at the ministry of magic or at hogwarts?

Gomez with a sword

Mortitia with man eating plants

Pugsley with explosives

Wednesday just keeps pulling bigger and bigger weapons out of those tiny pockets on her dress. She has a wand but never uses it!

A death eater turns a corner and she’s inexplicably there with a cannon!

Okay but the Addams Family going off on Dumbledore for all the BS he put Harry through without warning him like he could have. (Because fuck that shit. Destiny/fate my ass.)

Just…just all of this… Mortisha: So how was your first year of schooling children? Wensday: *pouting* Harry got to see a 3 headed dog and play with it. Harry: Only a little! Gomez: Oh how fun! Maybe we should look into getting one or 2!

All the yes

How am I only just finding this, this is brilliant

When they find out Lupin was fired for being a werewolf they offer him a place to stay. Granmama brews his wolfbane potion every month, better than Snape!

And they start calling him “cousin Remus” before the end of the second week.

Hagrid, of course, is always welcome in their house along with any creatures he’s adopted and needs to hide from the authorities.

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

um excuse me Jack not only may but must go this hard

the level of cuteness overload with o’brien siblings i—🥺💜

A lot of people are genuinely terrified about what will happen if Donald Trump wins reelection and it's really weird how some of y'all are acting like everyone begging you to vote for Biden is some privileged, rich, out of touch, neo-liberal when a lot of them are just vulnerable people who don't want to like...die in a brutal civil war or watch all their remaining rights get stripped away by an increasingly authoritarian Republican Party.

I do not know how to express to you how much worse it can get.

NonAmerican perspective here, but like....... do some of you really not see how bad it already is? Look back at 2016 and picture what you thought Trump's America would look like, four years into the future.

Did the 2020 that you predicted back in 2016 look like 197 thousand Americans dead of a virus that your leader deliberately downplayed the severity of for months? Did it look like your entire eastern coast in flames, the air across half the country unbreathable, the skies a hazy orange from the smoke and the glow of the fires, and your president saying "climate change has nothing to do with this"? Did it look like over two thousand missing children, who were taken from their parents by "the authorities" and then lost by those same authorities? Two thousand children in the care of a government agency have gone missing, and has your bossman even commented on it, or has he just continued extolling the dangers of immigrants?

Did the 2020 you imagined look like months of civil unrest, because police murdered yet another black man, and instead of condemning the act, your leader said "the answer to this problem is worse police violence, and to beat the protestors into submission."

Like, fuck me. Do you not see how bad it already is? This is what's happened under Trump in four years, and some of you are really out there going "hm yeah but Biden has weak policies tho." Would Biden take a global pandemic seriously? I suspect he would. Would Biden be open to working to stop climate change? He's already said loads about what he'll do to combat climate change. Would Biden completely fail to address the fact that women are being forcibly sterilised in ICE and children are being assaulted and going missing? I would be really surprised if he did nothing about that. Would Biden react to public outrage over cops murdering a civilian by sending in the national guard to attack peaceful protesters, assault journalists, permanently blind innocent civilians, and pepperspray children in the face? I really doubt it.

But Trump has done all that shit; is still actively doing all that shit, right at this very fucking moment. And some of you won't vote for Biden because you're not really a fan of his????

"Oh, Biden's too moderate for me" BIDEN IS TOO MODERATE, SO YOULL GO WITH DONALD "THERES NO VIRUS," "ITS BECAUSE THEY DIDNT MANAGE THE FORESTS WELL ENOUGH," "IMMIGRANTS ARE CRIMINALS," "SEND IN THE TROOPS" TRUMP INSTEAD?? You wanna let that guy win by default, to get another four fucking years, when he's already done this much damage?? WHAT THE FUCK, GUYS

Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!

Thank you for the shot of serotonin

@dndominant @danipup (don’t know if you like ferrets but this is adorable)

I love this video so much 😄

Unmute !

CNN Live coverage when Trump was  walking towards the church

Holy fucking shit

“When fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in the flag and waving the cross”

CNN Live coverage when Trump was  walking towards the church

CNN Live coverage when Trump was  walking towards the church

Holy fucking shit

“When fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in the flag and waving the cross”

I watched a camera man cornered on the ground being hit in the face repeatedly with a police tactical shield until another officer tapped him and told him to stop.  A Camera man.  A network crew member. 

He had the nerve to demand CNN retract their story about tear gassing the protesters for a photo op saying it never happened. . CNN was like fuck you. It happened cuz we were there. He also mad cuz their polls along with Fox new polls shows Biden ahead of him. Wanted CNN to retract that story too. But nah.

I was watching live when it was happening.  Can you believe you went to school for Journalism only to get your ass beat for doing your job.  The first second of this vid, the guy in the brown t shirt was the one I’m talking about, like 4 times that cop hit him. The cop wouldn’t stop until another one told him to stop.  Cop saw the video camera and just didn’t care.  Wild scary times.

That was the Australian news crew covering the protest out of the Australian Embassy. Their government has demanded answers as to why this happened. I haven’t heard if we’ve officially responded.

The difference between my summer skin tone and my winter skin tone makes me hesitant to believe any skin bleaching rumors about celebrities tbh

You look better light skinned tbh

Ya know at first I was just gonna reply with a clever retort along the lines of “you would sound a lot smarter with your mouth closed”, and call it a day. But tbh I’m not mad at you for saying that, I pity you. You’re just another black woman thats been brainwashed by the media into having that “lightskin is the rightskin” mentality. Hopefully one day you’ll open your eyes and realize that beauty isn’t just Beyonce and Rihanna but also Naomi Campbell, Gabrielle Union and Lupita Nyong’o.😊😌

^^^^^

^^^^^

^^^^^^ and Kelly Rowland

Idc he looks hella cute both light and tanned. I’d date him if he was cool w it.

Well he’s actually a she now so

and she’s gorgeous

*insert heart eyes emoji*

She’s so pretty

I saw this moving in my notes again and thought wow this post is where majority of my followers came from, I should update it.

eXCUSE ME SHE’S BEAUTIFUL???????????????

Yes, she is!!!!! And in both skintones!!!!!

TRANS RIGHTS PLOT TWIST

THE BEST PLOT TWIST

TRANS RIGHTS!

PEOPLE OF COLOUR RIGHTS!

TRANS PEOPLE OF COLOUR RIGHTS!

I am very gay 👀🌸👌🏻

WAYS TO SUPPORT/BE AN ALLY

Here is a compilation of places to donate (IF you can, simply reblogging and sharing this can help) and petition to sign. I found these websites and organizations on twitter.

DONATIONS

PETITIONS

If you know of ANY other organizations or petitions, PLEASE ADD TO THIS LIST. The fight for justice doesn’t end here, it will never end. Especially when the president of the United States calls white supremacists good people and protesters of a mans death THUGS. USE YOUR VOICE. NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE. FUCK COPS. FUCK “BLUE LIVES”. ALL BLACK LIVES MATTER!

the minnesota freedom fund is asking folks to donate to other organizations instead. the specific ones they listed are black visions, linked above, and these two:

these are the links i send to my facebook friends who keep running their mouths about “the protests hurting the community”

some more groups that could use your help

community justice national exchange has a list of bail funds in the whole country - these are NOT protest specific but you can always take a look and see what’s in your area

if you want protest-specific bail funds

Please, please consider donating to We Love Lake Street.

The Lake Street area is, essentially, gone. It’s been totally destroyed. All the small grocers, the pharmacies, the restaurants, the non-profit organizations, just gone.