aftercare so she doesn’t feel gross or used >>>

Aftercare so he doesn’t feel ashamed or like an abuser >>>

Both!!!!!

Or because you're a decent human who respects their sub, because their submission is a gift.

I want someone to be so desperate to fuck me they touch me so impatiently, hands roughly roaming my body while they messily kiss me, mumbling the word “mine” over and over as they begin to fuck into me, “you’re mine, got it?” “you’re all fucking mine”

[ID: A photo of an office with classical paintings edited in so ancient women are sitting at the desks, looking bored and some wearing earbuds or using the computer. Their poses all fit the space, and the editing looks natural. God’s hand from The Creation of Adam is also reaching for a phone from the side. End ID]

who the fuck is richard

nixon

he was in the fridge!!!

ovbiously this person has done so much research and cares about their tortoise so much but…. the mf idea of having a live tortoise in a TUPPERWARE?! IN MY FRIDGE?? WITH ME FOOD? ahahahaha

the concept of opening someone else’s fridge only to find a WHOLE ASS TORTOISE in there… idk if I’d ever recover

@esperantoauthor when the food doesn’t come to Tesla, Tesla comes to the food

Reminds me of when I accidentally stumbled across this photo for the first time…

mutuals put me in your fridge

Back in 2015, I went over to a classmate’s house for group project work late in the fall, and in the middle of working on the presentation, offered to grab sodas for people but they were out of pepsi and Andrew whose house we were at said “Oh, there’s more in the basement fridge.”

So I go down to the basement, which is well-lit and finished and indeed there are more pepsi but also in the fridge is a massive tortise. This animal was the dimensions of a desktop computer and probably outweighed a labrador. It’s not moving, and is set in the middle of a plastic tray so it’s apparently supposed to be there. I go back upstairs.

“Hey Andrew.” I say, nonchalantly. “So is the tortise in the fridge down there for soup or what?”

“The what?” says the other member of the group project. I don’t remember her name, just that she always wore her hair in pigtails with butterfly clips that were based on real butterflies and she had at least a dozen species.

“Oh! No, that’s Andrew Too.” he says. “His species hibernates so he stays in the fridge for the holidays.”

“You named your tortise after you?” I ask.

“No, uh- Well, my grandfather got him in Egypt or somewhere while he was on leave during the war and He was named Andrew, so he thought it would be funny to name him ‘Andrew Too’. …Then Mom named me after him so Gandpa left me Andrew Too in his will. He’s pretty cool when he’s awake. Lets us dress him up for summer holidays, doesn’t bark.”

“Oh!” Said Butterflies. “My dad served in the Gulf War too! What unit was he in?”

“Oh no, Grandpa was with the Royal Air Force in World War Two. Andrew Too is going to be 70 this year! We’re going to make him a carrot cake!”

“is that for soup?”

“No, that’s my uncle”

donald trump’s instagram comments section is full of teenagers bullying him and I’m in tears

once again gen z will literally be dying with anxiety to ask a mcdonalds employee for ketchup but can roast an american president and basically tell him to die

Gen z's social axienty got no room for dealing with ignorant racists.

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Blanca Bitchcraft

Details, part II: “Arabesque” series, contemporary, by Daniel Abel.

Not to get emo on main but you ever think about how the troop sang about their dreams of finding “a girl worth fighting for”, and they think their girl worth fighting for is one of romance, but the song abruptly comes to a halt when they find a different girl worth fighting for.

A tiny girl that had been killed at the hands of the Huns. A child too weak, too small to have any chance of withstanding the murderous invaders. That is their girl worth fighting for.

ig: @cinnadew

Claude Monet, “Effect of Spring” Giverny 1890

the differences between crocodiles and alligators in case u were not aware

@dholes

Both are friends.

@rashkah

But how about gharial and caiman?

here comes the rest of the family

The gang’s all here