whiplash from angelic husbands to a deadbeat dad
Playing Doom on a pregnancy tester.
why? because.
That pregnancy test has… bluetooth? Wha- wait, what does “Win” do? Isn’t there a key on the row with the spacebar (meta)? SO MANY QUESTIONS!
The keyboard is not part of the pregnancy test. I had to add that in order to have enough buttons to play doom, as previously the test only had two inputs:
* pee on it
* pee on it while pregnant
And this would have made it difficult to play doom, not being enough keys and taking a long time for each input.
wish you guys would hate norway for the intense medical transphobia the way you hated swedes for not feeding people. we couldnt get a legal gender marker change without forced sterilisation until 2016. theres 1 board in 1 hospital in the whole country that's allowed to give HRT and they go by 1950s gender roles (i.e. if you're a trans man who wears nail polish, or a trans woman who wears pants, or you're gay, you're denied), and there's a minimum of a full year of psychological evaluations before any treatment is given (they ask helpful and relevant questions like "did you play with cars or dolls as a child" and "do you think about your parents when you masturbate"). anyway burn down rikshospitalet
PEDRO PASCAL as JAVIER PEÑA Narcos | 3.10: Going Back to Cali
Here’s a quick silly sketch of something I never thought I’d draw them doing.
Someone requested this!!! I love drawing requests they make me go bonkers
♥️
I'm Allan. I'm Ken's buddy. All his clothes fit me.
MICHAEL CERA as ALLAN in Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig
pulling up to the function scared and puffed up
maybe i’m just a commie but i think people shouldn’t be at risk of homelessness if they’re in between jobs
actually y’know what
this post really brought out the most batshit angry takes i’ve ever had the displeasure of reading. truly depressing lives you people lead. when the white hot turmoil inside you consumes you will you even feel it
Anonymous asked:
Do you think the decline of religiousness can be linked to the increase in light pollution?
No but I LOVE where your mind is going
throwback to someone putting these tags on one of my posts about light pollution
Nobody’s making the Lucifer connection here
Love love love where this is going. Now y'all are thinking like wizards.
Solar System Planets including Pluto aligned in a planet shape
Credit: Ika Abuladze
OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH 1.07 • "This is Happening"
That bizarre little man over there likes you very much, and you like him. And if you can't get over yourself long enough to realize that, you're gonna end up another leather-clad, middle-aged sad sack dying alone in a puddle of his own piss!
tiktokers who say classic lit is bad because its not relatable 1. thats not the fucking point 2. you've clearly never read twelfth night as a trans bisexual
you've clearly never read Frankenstein as a student
If you're fucked up enough a lot of classic lit suddenly becomes uncomfortably relatable tbh.
This is 100% true, but also: literature is a great way to engage with people you don't actually relate to, and practice feeling empathy for them anyway. I have never been in a battle, but I have cried over the Iliad multiple times because I was suddenly made very aware that every single war has people like Hector in it, who leave their families one day and just never come home to them. Please keep looking for things you find relatable in unexpected places - but not everything has to be relatable for it to be worthwhile.
Not everything has to be about you to be worth reading
look what I found at the thrift store.. remember Poo-chi? 😂
On a unrelated note Oreos cereal is now available in Canada. 😊
Girl with Pearl Earring, at the museum - Johannes Vermeer
