The Adorable Spider-Nyan
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Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards
Alternatively - come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.
cowards
Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.
we don't give percy enough credit tbh honestly if i was 12 and my mom died and my best friend was a goat and my father was a sea god and i was expected to go around the country looking for my uncle's thunderbolt with a girl that i was pretty sure hated my guts while literally everyone in my life was hiding things from me and never giving me any information so i had to peice everything together and still being called dumb i would go on a homicidal killing spree. i think percy managed to beat up ares because of the unhealthy amount of rage and agitation that was building up inside of him. honestly i don't blame him at ALL pop off king
remember percy said boys and girls arent allowed to be alone in the same cabin? it makes me cackle that rule exclusively applies to only boys & girls when chiron literally taught achilles & patroclus in early chb and apparently it still never crossed his mind that one thing homosexuals sure have is audacity
Rick all through HOO: The mediterranean is SUPER DANGEROUS for demigods it's AGAINST THE RULES to go there
Nico taking Percy to Florence: Get in loser we're going shopping
The end of the world started when a pegasus landed on the hood of my car.
imagine being a little kid at chb and seeing percy jackson this handsome warrior with an entire mythology to his name who bargained with the gods and nico di angelo this terrifying legend displaced in time who can summon the dead and thinking they’re both terrifying and untouchable. and then one day you see nico stick his leg out while percy’s walking past and he totally faceplants and then gets back up, steals nico’s mythomagic deck out of his jacket pocket and bolts across the dining pavilion only to be tackled onto the grass by a shadow travelling nico. also they’re sixteen and twenty years old
When Percy wakes up and Annabeth says the most iconic romantic line in all of history ‘You drool when you sleep’ and he’s sits there like ‘…okay’ and we’re all crying like ‘this is the beginning of the most beautiful romance in all of fiction, OH MY GOSH IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL’
If we’re all going completely crazy over percy jackson saying ‘look, I didn’t want to be a half-blood’, I don’t know how we’re going to keep hold of our respective remaining braincells when annabeth says ‘seaweed brain’ and percy responds with ‘wise girl’
This is officially the greatest time to be alive
please gods let the Percy Jackson series be set in the 2000s. Flip phones and fall out boy
FLIP PHONES AND FALL OUT BOY
ALL I WANT IS
FLIP PHONES AND FALL OUT BOY
Apollo theatre kids gonna be confused as fuck as to why their uncle is Alexander Hamilton
O boi o boi o boi Lin-Manuel the beloved
Nimona, the Comic: If you pay a little bit of attention, and you know a little about the creator, you’ll see this is a clear trans metaphor :)
Nimona, the Movie: (CLAMBERING OUT OF THE DOWN WITH CIS BUS) THIS IS A TRANS METAPHOR. ATTENTION, EVERYBODY, THIS IS A TRANS METAPHOR!
"You're gonna be a Knight, Bal! They're gonna love you. Like I do." | NIMONA (2023)
The way Bal just melts into Ambrosius after losing Nimona literally screams "I just lost my child" even tho they didn't know eachother that long and she is older than him
"You're gonna be a Knight, Bal! They're gonna love you. Like I do." | NIMONA (2023)
