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El mundo es un Michi y yo soy la anvorguesa

@your-local-bisaster

Uruguay/Bi disaster/ Constantly Tired/20

I admire English speakers’ resolute commitment to coining specific vocabulary for every aspect of a cat’s being. Toe beans. Cat loaf. Primordial pouch. Mlem, not to be confused with blep. I remember that list of French words that English “lacks” like retrouvailles or apprivoiser or esprit de l’escalier but do we have blep? We’re centuries behind. We don’t even have the word fluffy.

If someone on the street hands you a personality test, do check the mailing address and the fine print to see if it was made by the church of Scientology. And then do not mail or email them for your results because if you do that they will literally never leave you alone.

And they are a destructive cult. To be clear. Scientology bad. If you get a pamphlet from them tear it up and throw it in the garbage.

I’ve also had Scientologists hand me pamphlets for seemingly normal meditation classes and nutritional and mental health advice. If a random person hands you a thing on the street, check who it’s from. Look at the mailing address, any watermarks, any fine print. If they’re an organization you’ve never heard of, see if they have a parent company or religious organization that they’re working for.

The church of Scientology (and some other cults) owns a lot of businesses. Some of which even pretend to be a form of therapy. Because they are anti-therapy. Do not blindly trust random people handing you booklets. Read the fine print.

recovering addicts or family members of addicts: do NOT under any circumstances go to or trust Narconon, as it is run by Scientology