New Phone Who Dis

Only intellectuals will understand this

This is how archaeologists hunt

We couldn’t find any bones so we’ll just have to make some

y'all ugly

Eye of the beholder my man

behold these nuts g

if your dom is older you call him daddy, but what if he’s younger? what am i supposed to call a hot attractive dom who is younger than me?

him: *chokes me*

me, wheezing: your grip is getting stronger, sport

there’s a lot to unpack here

Me

Me in a sexy depression

​me arching my back to make sure my ass still looks fat while im crying alone in my room

after i move i really wanna get a used roomba

Tweets from the aftermath of the Toba supereruption in 75,000 BC

I love this