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@youpoorsoul

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What I like about this comic is that it doesn’t “trivialize” mental health problems in and of themselves. It’s clear that the koala IS genuinely traumatized by what’s happened. But it does emphasize that the mental health problems are a symptom of some real tangible problem that needs to be dealt with immediately.

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My doctor says all the black mold in my body came from a single expired gram cracker which i just think is fascinating

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one cracker!

sadly not even the most harm ever done by a single expired cracker 😔

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actually the fact tumblr glitches and treats you like a new user when youre not is really funny. could you imagine taking a bite out of a fucking big mac or whatever and a whole crowd of people jump out and start cheering and congratulating you on learning how to eat

people from the us trying to think up analogy: "this is just like if mcdonald hamburger"

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never disrespect my mcdonald hamburger ever again do you know how many rock and roll disk i had to sacrifice to get this thing

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Anonymous asked:

do you speak any languages besides english or are you boring

Fuck off I’m not boring I’m just American. You learn MY language not the other way around EEEE 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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The eagles took him

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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

17776 and 20020 are good because its like “yeah so an apocalypse event happened and humanity can no longer procreate or age and mankind has ceased to evolve. we are three satellites so alone in the infinite black void of space. i love you. i love you. anyways here’s what sports look like now”

lobcorp second playthrough ramble: doing the incredibly smart strat of being too lazy to hire new employees for Meat Lantern, and instead just suppressing it every time I finish working on it.

i love suppressing the same abnormality ten times in a row! so fun!

kinda curious, what do my followers follow me for? sound off. is it Lobotomy Corporation? Pocket Mirror? Some other fandom that I’ve definitely been neglecting lately? My stunning personality?

The project moon brainrot has a hold on me