please look at this picture junji ito drew of his moms crusty white dog
if your boyfriend starts acting up it's probably because in the wild he would be dying in a war. try attacking him for some great natural enrichment
“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president
Update:
With 91 felonies, felonies Donld has now broken the 2 felonies per president average average (2.02 felonies per president)
hi CT. meow?
Hey Maia, pets your soft little terrorist head.
prrrrr !!!
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hi ct and maia fanart
That's the point where you say:
"You have two realities to choose from. In the first reality, I am part of a group of friends who show solidarity against people who have committed sexual assault. That's something you should be supporting. In the second reality, I have 37 women who I can take to a TV station and tell them that your college is actively sabotaging a method women use to keep things safe because it ostracizes sexual abusers.
That's something you should fear.
Pick one."
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.
She Freaken Forgor Me
One thing that I’ve found delights children is fully indulging a question on occasion. One a friend’s six-year-old said “what’s in your purse?” And I took every single item out of my purse and showed it to her and told her what it was and she just sat there attentively for the whole inventory because she genuinely wanted to know what was in my purse.
feeling normal about this also
This is the full image btw
the universe's biggest question
KNUCK-TAT GENERATOR
Use your birthday to figure out your own personal knuckle tattoos!
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favorite genre of cat is those skrinkled little orange kittens who look like they just saw the face of god but forgot it a little short of 10 seconds later
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